December

• Singing in the shower.
• So Wal-Mart is the parent?
• Cigarette smoke bugs me.
• Pink.Tree.
• Homeland Security Humor
• Yay for Canada!
• Dissing Women
• Pink Christmas Tree = Blasphemy
• My Holiday CD
• Happy Hanukkah
• My email to Santa
• Note to self
• Pat Tillman
• Fuck-Up Day
• Lying in bed, crying.
• Ashlee Simpson
• Twelve Stabbed in Latest China School Attack
• Virgin Planet
• Happy Birthday, Brendan!
• When bad things happen to good dogs.
• I’m apparently a big liarhead
• Ewww, don’t tell me that!
• Washing My Face
• Remembering

November

• Netherlands Euthanizes Babies
• Vincent is not doing so well.
• Will Kemp! The Hot Dancing Gap Guy!
• Happy Belated Birthday, Easy!
• Those Repubs Need to Smoke a Joint
• Julia Spawns
• Book-Cover-Don’t Judge
• Depression Remedy
• Meh. Depression.
• Drunk Sister
• Nakkie Girl!
• Being Alone
• Josh Groban Concert
• Peeps
• Vincent is Home
• Virgin Mary
• Remembering
• Boycott Victoria’s Secret
• Greeting Card Humor
• Amazing Race
• Pimping the Edge
• Bush Chokes His Chicken.
• The Password
• Vincent got to go home.
• Password Protected Post.
• Sexiest Man 2004
• My Own 404 page.
• I’m Being Stalked!
• Alexander the Bi?
• I wrote a mean letter.
• I know right where that is!
• Strangers in the night…
• No boys dressed like girls!
• I-69
• Pray for my Vincent
• Prayers
• Gilmore Girls!
• Sick Day
• Red Fern! Dave Matthews!
• PHP > Sex
• Bloggers = Power
• Me? Blacklist?
• Good Night.
• Christian Dollar Store
• Remember Jesus?
• Oolong the Bunny
• Last Night’s Dream
• Dear CSI
• About Rori
• My Vincent Fainted!
• Remember
• The First Drink out of a Cocktube
• *sigh* John
• Funny Dog
• Drilling Alaska
• They voted Bush, but still want to fuck whores.
• No Birth Control Pills for YOU, you slut!
• Evolution Battle
• Lust for Tom Hanks
• Design in Progress
• Keesa
• MT to WP complete.
• I Love Finding a New Blog
• Stepping Forward
• Online speak collides in the workplace
• Focusing on the Positive
• And the Shrub says:
• I am Devastated.
• To the bitch upstairs
• Yay! Amendment 35 looks to pass
• Zogby Calls It
• I voted
• Funny Google
• Brrrrrrr
• Gmail.
• Move Along, Move Along

October

• I sure hate myself some days.
• I saw this icon…
• Happy Halloween!
• My mind is made up.
• Afraid to change mt.cfg
• Mortification.
• For Fuck’s Sake
• I’ll be moving soon.
• CNN = teh STUPID about Deaf People.
• Donut
• HELP ME PLEASE
• I love where I live
• Spam Clickers - consider yourselves warned
• I get the one with the Sashimi!
• OMG, they are going to die!!!!!!!!!
• Britney is a twit
• Fuckedy Fuck Fuck
• Because I know you care.
• Run, don’t walk, then download and watch
• Fashion?
• Kerry Pwned.
• Update on the car.
• Deja Vu
• Pain bites big weiners
• Pimping an LJ Icon maker.
• Goodbye
• Vincent D’Onofrio
• Me.
• Later that same day
• Birthdays
• Bitch in SUV
• Such sadness
• Happy Dance
• If you are using a rotary phone…
• Please Baby Go All The Way
• Portia! No!
• CD Players rock
• Sunday - not the Fun Day.
• Dave Matthews News
• Did I mention I got a new car?

September

• Reads and giggles
• And ABC News REALLY fucks up.
• Some good stuff, some bad stuff
• Excellent Op/Ed about why absentee voting is not so good.
• Terminator strikes again
• I Wanna Sex You Up…
• Re-enlist or get Deployed to Iraq!
• Logic I cannot understand
• and the times, they are a-changin’
• Gossiping like a real Hollywood Bitch
• CBS? WTF?
• New Bumper Sticker
• Oregon says NO NADER
• Bush, what a turd
• Swaggart deserves a pole up his ass.
• America needs to help.
• My Boobies.
• Help with a quote?
• Message from Stepfather
• Do you hate Hummers?
• Okay, you have been warned.
• People. People in Parking Lots.
• Warning.
• For the LOVE of God, people!
• Why I will vote yes on Amendent 36 (Colorado)
• National Security
• Those Free iPods…
• Quote about conservatives
• Election Protection
• Rori says… OH YEAH MILLA!
• Quite possible, the phrase I despise the most.
• Oh.My.God.
• Bitch Has Word says it so good…
• Terminator does away with Necrophilia.
• Trading Spaces - NYC
• bush
• Turducken
• God Bless America.
• Think.
• Good news, and stupid cheney news
• Bah.
• Risky Business
• Oh George… when will you learn to talk?
• Oh Dick, Your Arrogance is SCARY
• Terrorism - defined.
• Love 4-day weekends
• Oy, the dreams.
• Remiss at comments
• Trading Spaces - Kia
• Thanks Cynical Cyn!
• Tiny Victims of Desert Storm
• I am such a wild woman.
• Own it, or not.
• In the nose, and out the mouth.
• Congratulations Brendan and Afton

August

• Psycho Sister
• Dave Matthews Band offers up DNA
• *sad*
• Skin Change
• DMB makes a statement
• In my skin
• Get Your War On
• Possibly my most controversial post ever.
• Good News for Pro-Choice
• Bush’s record
• Saddest Dog Story I ever heard
• Bush is a thief
• ROTFL @ the latest spam.
• First time I REALLY got in trouble
• Some republican bloggers are such asses.
• I had so much to say.
• This photo concerns me.
• Food! Stat!
• Some quotes to make you smile
• Things that are pissing me off
• Aldo, Aldo, Aldo.
• Anger
• Joni Rules!
• Text Align is my nemesis.
• Hey Braff Lovers…
• Dave Matthews Band/Dale Earnhardt Jr
• Door Knocks
• John Mellencamp
• Another Reason To Remove the Weed from the White House
• I like James Patterson…
• Teary day.
• Goodbye, Rick.
• Bushism
• Bush Signs Bill With $25B More for Wars
• Heh.
• The Vote for Change Tour
• I NEEEEEEEED this.
• New Bebe!
• Word Soup
• Ouchie! Blah.

July

• The Case Against George W. Bush
• Vulva Scrubbing
• Dear Jenna Jameson…
• Bitchy Bumper Stickers
• Poodles
• I am Pro-Choice… but this?
• Do you swallow?
• Nip/Tuck
• Crying
• Pass It On
• Just a silly joke.
• Want Boobs? Join the Army!
• My ex-husband’s birthday
• You know what I don’t get?
• Strangers in the Night
• Yay, a big Dave Matthews Concert
• Oooh, a jack-off palace!
• I Pity Californians
• White Knuckling
• Freaking Asshat Bishop
• Oh yeah. HAPPY BASTILLE DAY!
• YAY!
• One of my main reasons for hating Bush
• Yanno? What’s that site?
• I Love John.
• Yeah, Let’s move the election.
• Dave Matthews Lyrics
• Low Carb Mania
• This just in!
• Breastages
• Just For Matt, the comment troll.
• Bush talks out of his neck. Again.
• Fights.
• Yay Steppenwolf!
• Just another reason to vote for Kerry.
• Comments Confusion
• Mystic River
• Libtery and Justice FOR ALL.

June

• Light Up The Sky
• Poopies.
• Jermajesty?
• She Pees!
• Can you say CONFLICT OF INTEREST?
• Save a Catfish
• Pimp That Blog
• A Pro-Conservative Position.
• Thursday. Thirsty.
• Oh yeah.
• Nip/Tuck
• Happy Solstice!
• Bush Quote
• Grrrrrrr. Comments are fucked up.
• Want to get rid of George W. Bush?
• My TV is possessed.
• So, what about you?
• Nightmares
• Is this C**T kidding me?
• SPAM! FUCK!
• Democrats!
• Harry Potter Love
• The Great Communicator?
• Toxic Powder Poisons Russian Troops
• Foot thingies.
• $400 million Friday!
• The Murderer speaks… again.
• Day of Mourning.
• Because I can never pass up a good meme
• Will Ferrell Video
• Okay, I was not pissed, now I am.
• Teeheehee
• Wombat
• HOLY MOLY!
• Monday Musings
• Blogathon?
• Patriot Act in Action
• Polar Bears are poisoned
• Pimpin’
• Heh.
• Wayne Newton
• Hi Honey, it’s me!
• Bushy Humor
• Madonna
• *faints*

May

• Nerves
• Transsexuality
• Dr Phil
• Ex-Husband Nightmare
• Note To Self
• Layoff-Schmayoff
• Why, Ty, WHY?
• Things that make you go WTF?
• Michael Moore gets the big prize
• Oz Never Did Give Nothing…
• 5ive Minute Story
• Yay Vermont
• With nothing but a t-shirt on…
• YAY!
• Gorge on Dave!
• Kurt Halsey Frederiksen
• I am sleepy
• Hello Darkness, my old…
• YAY!
• Doug and Hildi
• Yikes
• Bunnysutra
• Yes, I’d like some cheese with my whine
• Buy a Book!
• Playmate of the Year
• Snow!
• Frasier Crane - RIP
• Hump.
• S’hyeah right
• Survivor
• Sailormongering - WTF?
• My Mountain
• Such an idiot
• Here’s one to think about.
• Survivor
• Wow.
• Yvonne
• Rambling.
• Happy Birthday Paisley
• Pondering daughterhood

April

• In the interest of public service…
• Filled with shame and sadness..
• Gum dreams.
• Move On
• 50 Worst Songs
• Disappointment
• *yawn*
• Holy Shit.
• Survivor
• Stunning Article
• Holy Cats!
• Happy Earth Day!
• Apprentice Afterthoughts
• Trading Spaces Home Free
• Random Coolness
• “We are Sorry Our President is an Idiot”
• Coming?
• Another day…
• My Hero, My President
• Apprentice - One Episode Left
• I just want to kick a Christian
• Survivor
• FINALLY! Custom-fit condoms
• Some people should just die.
• A first for me
• I swear I am missing some girl genes.
• Heh.
• POW Bracelet
• Pledge of Allegiance
• I love UNscientific polls
• Joan of Arcadia
• Could someone explain this?
• One step closer…
• I wish I had said this.
• Bob Dylan
• Apprentice
• Survivor

March

• New Toy!
• Just some funniness
• Chernobyl
• Don’t ask how I found this…
• Nine Naked Men…
• Ew, just Ewwwwwwww
• Unadorned Labia is the LAW
• Finally.
• God, Bipolar.
• “Great Summer to be a Democrat”
• No Survivor Comments
• Sweet Inspiration
• *weeps*
• My new title
• HR3799
• Rawr!
• Heinous, but not murder
• Apprentice
• Survivor
• 14 and Horny
• Preparation
• Whew Nervous
• Rori
• Martha
• The F-Bomb
• Omarosa the next morning
• Survivor
• Apprentice
• Musica Por Favor!
• Carpet Steam Cleaners?
• Nightmares.

February

• Sean Penn
• ROTFL
• 0.0
• Nakkie Bed
• Survivor RUMOR
• Survivor
• Heard on the Radio Just Now
• Apprentice
• A personal entry
• Penis Song
• Trudeau offers $10k for Bush Proof
• HELP! MAJOR HELP!
• Brendan on Scrubs
• Red Means You Can’t Fly
• Two Thumbs Down
• US Soldier Asking for Refugee Status in Canada
• Yanno.
• Bunny!Spank
• Music Guide
• Oooh, Schwarzenegger says….
• Survivor
• Do You Believe in Angels?
• Apprentice
• Giving Proper Credit
• Dear Furniture Dept Manager
• Bush Yoga
• Goodbye Madge.
• 12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society
• Find These Boobs!
• My Fortune
• Is it almost Fat Tuesday?
• Music While You Read
• Trying to find a book title
• Whites Only Scholarship
• Romance Lost
• Trading Spaces
• Welcome Home Soldiers.
• Prepare for Terrorism
• GAAAAAAAAAA
• Heh
• Give it a rest, Bush.
• Happy Valentine’s Day
• Ooh, I got tag teamed…
• Enough.
• It’s Cold
• Survivor
• Mel, Mel, Mel.
• SPAM!
• Apprentice
• Democracy in Action
• Wow, Hostile Takeover
• Hello Insomnia…
• Smoke Screen
• Throw Rocks at Boys!
• This Rocks.
• Help Me Decide
• Not Shown On TV…
• Bush Disses Deaf America
• Bush’s Journal
• Green Pepper Sauce
• Chip, Chip, Chip Away at Roe v Wade
• Meet The Press
• Woot! A meme.
• yay! Congratulations Dooce!
• Survivor 2-6
• Bush Conspiracy Generator
• Budget Yoga
• Bush Deeply Troubled.
• Woot.
• Kenya
• WHAT THE HELL?
• HELP!
• Why an orange alert?
• Happy Dance! Dave will be at the Grammys!
• Woot! A tagline!
• DOOCE!
• Dear FCC
• Stunt My Ass.
• Survivor
• Ow.

January

• One Girl Overflows
• Subscribe To Comments Added
• Asshat of Year (so far)
• A Fine Batman
• Fuck You Florida
• & Lust.
• I Love You, but….
• I’m Drawing a Line in the Sand
• Blog Love
• Just Say No to the Patriot Act
• Nightmares
• Globes=Boring
• 5ive Minute Story
• Bad Memory
• Fashion or Torture
• My Golden Globe Hopes.
• The Heathen Checks In
• A Book I Want
• MT stuff changed today
• Apprentice News
• Goodbye Captain!
• Don’t drink water…
• It IS January, right?
• *stunned*
• Berlin Reunited
• Manic Monday
• Note to myself
• Just a weird entry
• Are you left-handed?
• Syndicated on LiveJournal
• Bush Ignores WHO
• Rickie did a survey
• Happy Enormous Penis!
• Sexy Men
• Ass Kickin’
• Apprentice #2
• Firda rules.
• Apprentice - Week 1
• My demeanor
• Drug Ads
• Holy Hell.
• Okay, I am a dork
• Oh yeah Baby
• Levi’s closes last US Plants
• Two True Originals
• New Baby!
• Thinking of You, Mom
• Day 2 of job
• Actual Mapquest Results
• This may seem insensitive…
• Yay and Panics
• Happy New Year