A blogger who says things like:
She has a luscious twang
I opened her like a door that had only recently been freed from a rusty but heavy duty padlock.
Cars, parks, slipping off, exposure heightened frantic suck it, lick it, get it in urgent velvet slide right now sex. Sex with fear has a smell, has a burn and an energy like no other.
Go.Now. Winding, Crooked Trails. Be sure to listen to the audio post from November 12.
Oooooooh, I just found another Greenpeace Blog.
This one? Stop Icelandic Whaling. The people working so diligently to stop the whaling there.
I am so madly passionately in love with that bit of earth, I can barely stand it. I want to roll on it, sleep on it, ride a native horse over it, lick its glaciers… I just love it.
But enough about me. Go read the BLOG!
I have not Pimped a Blog in a while and for that, I am sorry.
Today’s pimpalicious must-read is:
Estogen with a Side of Back Bacon
The G-Spot is some GOOOOOOOD reading.
*pimps*
Kurt has some new prints available as well as a wristband, so we can all wear our hearts on our sleeves!
I adore this artist. ADORE.
I adore Yvonne. I love reading her blog, I love her family, I am sad for her loss and excited to see Gabriella.
I wanted to show this girl I work with the CUTE baby stuff, so I opened it at work and started seeking the link. (which I never found, which I think was moved).
The chick, who does not even GET what a blog is, started gasping. “Are those her boobs?” “Does that say Fuck?”
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at her. Yeah, that’s right. AT her.
Blog virgins are so silly.
Thanks for helping pop her blog cherry in such grand style, Yvonne.
MWAH!
It’s a snark, so don’t take it literally.
On my entry below, called 12 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal credit was not given to the original authors of the piece.
Also, the proper title should have been (and has now been changed in the archives) 12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society.
The University of Florida’s Gator Gay-Straight Alliance came up with it for a Valentine’s Day Flyer.
My apologies to them that proper credit was not given on the initial post.
Everybody sends lots of love to Dooce, who is off to the hospital to evict Fawnzelle!
Yeah. These are two.
At Weblog Wannabe, you will find a php script to close the comments in your MT powered blog after a certain # of days.
I did it on this blog, with a 45 day window, and it works just fine!
Sgt Hook is wishing for 50k hits by before the end of 2003, so would you be so kind as to pay him a visit?
Not only that, it is a bitchen blog. Did I just say bitchen? I think I did.
Just go. Now. Please?
Bacchus @Erosblog has comment capability now!
I am just so damn excited, I had to shout it from the mountaintop!
A relative newcomer to the blog scene has emerged and has some of the most engaging stories I’ve read in…well, at least an hour or two.
I am currently ROTFL at Kaya’s excursion into the amazing new world of men’s underwear. Who knew? I had a boyfriend who NEVER wore them. Now, after reading Kaya, I am obsessing over how much groin sweat he actually left in his pants.
o.0 <---sleepless obsession.
Seriously, their stories rule, so check out Kaya, Halcyon and Dlove at brothers styn.
Jaco Strauss’ Tech Support Excuse Generator
How to tell in 90 second in your relationship is over
Marry Your Pet - per their disclaimer, you are not allowed to have sex with your pet.
Oh, gads, my friend Cynister just turned me on to this site:
Baby’s Named A Bad, Bad Thing.
This is many minutes of side-splitting laughter.
Excerpt:
I named my little girl Tenlee, simply because My husband and I liked it. It is pronounced just like it sounds. I hope she loves her name as much as we do.Yes, she’ll love sounding like a teabag.
When I am rich, I will buy an original piece by Kurt Halsey Frederiksen.
Seriously, go check it out. Reaches in, grabs your heart, and squishes it!
Jen at Very Big Blog has posted the most mouth-watering seafood nacho or dip recipe.
I am SO making this. I may even photograph it, just to make you lust.
I wish I had known about this site before I moved.
I have gone back in and rated the apartments I have lived in. I wish everyone would. This kind of grass-roots consumer based rating system floats my boat.
I love it when I find a new blog to love.
This one hooked me with it’s blast of “girl truth” – you know, one of those things that only girls understand?
Why do we all put our underpants on the bottom of the clothes pile at the gynecologist? I mean, they’re going to be looking headlong at our cooch. Would it really be all that bad if they saw our underwear?
Isn’t that the truth? I’ve been known to stuff them in my purse. ROTFL
Okay, run along now, and check out Piehole.
Pseudodictionary - Fabtacular!
The Man Project - Just one of those flash mouse followers, strangely hypnotic. I try to keep him on his back.
Urinals - I don’t know about you, but urinals fascinate me. I remember sneaking into the boys room at Olive Rec in Burbank, just to see one. The top 10 list here takes the cake.
Having trouble communicating with the younger set these days? Don’tr know if they are talking about sex, drugs or rock and roll?
Then run, don’t walk, to the English to 12 year old AOLer Translator!
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Just jump on over to my new photoblog at
Christine is the Queen! Mwah, Mwah!
I am so excited by her find of Blogstreet and their RSS Feed Generator I can barely contain myself.
I am now able to get all my favs on Newzcrawler!
*bows to Christine*
I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy!
You are an outrageously incompetent idiot and a feculent, cantankerously-caterwauling proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Aren’t I vocabulary rich?
Okay, it is the Insult Generator found at Jennifer’s.
He has some good stuff to say.
I especially like his mini-rant about the LAPD buying new handcuffs.
Check him out. (yes, that is an order)
I LOVE Jennifer’s blog at fortysomething.ca.
It is a treat I wait to open, so I can savor it.
The simplicity of her design soothes me, the photographs make me FEEL and the stuff she writes ain’t have bad either. *grins*
All kidding aside, I truly do eagerly anticipate my visit to this blog each day, knowing I am going to be sated on lots of levels.
Even posting a comment is a visual treat, with a variation on the design.
I am telling you, I just LOVE that blog. If I could squeeze it, I would.
So go check it out.
Won’t you please tell me one of your favorite blogs? One that you would like me to visit?
Pimp your friends, pimp yourself! It’s all good! I love visiting!
Seriously, if you only check out one new blog this week, make it Vernon’s Blog, Ei Baa Hashne’ - I’ll Tell You About It.
His poetry is haunting and his words and stories make me THINK! They make me get outside myself and view life from a new perspective.
I am truly in awe.
Because I am feeling bitchy, and I really cannot stand J.Lo, I demand you go read Mikey’s latest gossip on her. It’s the one called in the mood for some gossip?
Also, some good gossip about Britney saying “starfucker". I would pay money to see that.
Yes, I said TAMPON. And Art. Together.
My fave? Bondage Blonde.
Maybe we Bloggers should have a TamponArt party?
Hey Sports Fans!
I’m just doing some pimping here…
I’d like to turn you on to World Soccer Weekly!
Are you someone who follows soccer AKA football? Then check this site out.
I’ll be pimping them again because I want to.
And I always love an excuse to read up more on what is happening with Posh Spice’s hubby.
I was over at Christine’s, catching up, reading her good stuff, smelling those pink cookies, when I happened upon her post to spammers.
I feel as she does. I don’t need to see nude celebrities, no need for you to delivery Marlboros to me either. While an allnight suck session sounds fascinating, I think I am content to experience that myself. Oh, and credit cards and insurance quotes, here’s my deal. When I need you, I will find you.
But thanks to a little link from Christine, that she got from Matt, I can now protect my email address on this blog! Wahey!
*points right” It’s over there, and the robots and spiders and lions and tigers and bears cannot get it.
It’s found here….Hiveware Email Encoder .
Pretty snazzy! Thanks Christine and Matt!
Marn is a woman with a mission, to make the man she loves have the #1 through #10 results on a google search for the word Wangitude by his birthday on March 25th. To me, that’s real love.
So, for Marn and your wangitudinal lover, THIS link luvin’ is for you.
Found the link at Jennifer’s – I was able to get it to 28 questions but it argued with me after.
LOL. Try it, it’s quite smart. 20 Questions Game
Buy this (and many others) at Remixed Propaganda!
Manties
Panties for men. – I was LMAO at the fact they have a “members” section.
Koogle
The Kosher search engine. I enjoy it as I am my Hebrew National Franks.
Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
I did real bad on this one. I thought the orchid was a baboon butt.
5. Pimp five of your favorite journals/blogs.
Well, I’d pimp Crinkle, but I have already pimped her once this week.
Here, for your consideration, in no specific order are the five blogs I am going to pimp (who I have randomly pinged so they can come see their names in lights!)
everything falls – adjectives to describe this blog: tender, raw, inspiring
SeaDoc – Sea Doc was one of the first people to visit my blog, and I always love to go to his. It’s ALL about life, many different facets of it. It’s just a grand adventure.
forty.something – the most beautiful and serene blog. I love her wit and her outlook on life. It seems like we like to laugh at the same things.
GamersNook – I devour this blog. Every bit of it. Try it.
and last but not least, one that is new to me ..
Kalilly Time – This is by “Elaine of Kalilily, Self-Proclaimed Resident Crone of Blogdom". I happen to think crones are very wise indeed and I appreciate her being part of my blog world.
So, there you have it. Wished I could have pimped you all, but I am feeling strangely like I need a smoke.
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Where are you, DaGoddess?
(missing you)
Want to hear a rockin’ song that makes you feel real good?
If you have not checked out jadeDBlog, let me point you in her direction.
She is over here.
I love reading Rickie Beth’s thoughts on things. I personally am skinned in her Pepto color, because I love how the lines are not straight, they are squiggly.
And this is a girl, who sleeps in the nude, even in the dead of winter. That takes guts.
So, check her out.
I missed January 14, but I don’t care.
January 14 was the Bloggin’ Lovefest as announced by Robyn. I just read it just now.
The blogger I devote my lovefest to is Joanie, Da Goddess.
When I started blogging a few months ago, Joanie’s was one of the first blogs I find through clicking links. I timidly left her a few messages and she came back and commented on MY blog! Which, as you know, is a BIG deal when you are new, because it means SOMEONE IS READING ME and they like me!
Since then, I have come to believe that Joanie is one of the kindest, nicest, funniest women around. She is sexy, motherly, sisterly, mentorly, compassionate. I wish I knew more adjectives to describe her, but she ROCKS! and I adore her!!!!!!!!
Found the coolest site today. There’s this guy, Scott, who has worn a name tag for 800 days straight!
Go check out his website and goal of enhancing personal communication.
I especially love his anecdote about how startled a cashier, who was wearing a name tag, was when Scott called him by name. Heh Heh.
My friend Jamie told me about this one.
I have a blog I love to visit.
I love it so much I am going to shout it to the world.
This blog is smart, sassy, blue and lots of Bettie Page. I LOVE Bettie Page. I remember being turned on by her before I knew what turned on was.
You can even leave her a Bettie! And play Bumble Jumble!
This is one of my favoritest sites of all time.
I have been enjoying Avocado Dreams for several years now.
I did happen to grow up in Burbank, California, so the site has special meaning for me. But even if you did not, you should enjoy this walk back into the time of avocado shag rugs.
I am excited about this quiz!
Which Science Fiction Author are You?
I am James Tiptree, Jr. Be sure to visit the website to see a picture of HER!
I never heard of this author, but I am off to find out more about her!
Thanks to Scott’s-The Gamer’s Nook
Now, there is the Anonymous Message Server. Rant away, anonymously, and see what the person before you left.
My person disclosed they had been a virgin until 30. I am not telling what I wrote. *grins*
Right-click and take this little wreath. Link back to the site you took it from. Leave a message in the comments if you use it so we can all see where it goes! Let’s celebrate the Holidays around the Web! I got mine from “My Single Mom Life”
This is a darling flash animation.
I just love it! And I hope you check it out.
edit:
it’s all gone now.
The song is called Wind’s Nocturne.
Now you can watch his video over and over and over and over and……..
And be sure to visit his website!
There’s even a Will Kemp Yahoo Group!
(nice topless photo there!)
If you click one link today, let it be this one.
I highly recommend going back to the days already past, especially day 8.
LOVE THIS!
Hey, send in a picture of your Christmas Tree to the Tree Blog!
Here’s mine!
My mom gave this to me last yaer (our very last time together) and I shall treasure it always.
Found at not.so.soft. *also gone*
Link removed because now the domain is for sale by one of those freaks.
Ickle Robins
Distinguished by their brightly coloured breasts…
…What more do you want in a cover girl?
This is my plug for Blogrolling. I truly wish everyone had it. I can pretty much guarantee you once you try it, you would wonder how you got along without it.
Yes, my reasons for wishing you had it are selfish, I love how it shows that you have recently updated your blog, so I can come visit.
I still wish YOU had it.
That’s right… you, over there, at the keyboard. I’m talkin’ to you.
I am a vocabulary whore. I love learning new words.
I learn MANY new words from fellow bloggers. One of the things that makes it super easy is the yourdictionary.com lookup button you can put on your links toolbar.
You’ll be reading a blog – la de da, just reading a blog, then WHAMMO! Someone uses a word you don’t understand! ACK! What to do, what to do?
With the lookup button, you just highlight the word, click the button and a small window pops up with your definition.
So, it thrills me to share this with you. Tallyho!
(I am not affiliated with yourdictionary.com in any way, I am not a paid actor, nothing)
Yvonne has to get the award for the most hysterical entry of the month.
Someone, go get her the damn statue! Seriously, go read this.
I hope you read this you big turkey!
I wish you an extremely happy birthday.
Thank you for being such a good friend through all the years, even if you never call or answer emails. *grins*
Just remember, things ARE going to get better, dammit. You just have to trust me.
And here, just for your birthday is a special memory.
Someday I will get the ones of her in your truck on our trip to Washington scanned in, and add those as well.
Hugs!
nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh
they say it’s your birthday
nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh
happy birthday to you!
Josh in the East
Lorelei in the West
October 9 is a seriously cool day to be born… it seems everyone born on
that day was visited twice by the creativity fairy!
Love and hugs to you both!
Rest in peace John. We miss you.
If you wish to leave a message about what he might have been like today, at 62 years old, there is a place at www.bagism.com to do so.
