I have not had any nudity around here for a while, so I felt it time to remedy that. Thankfully, Playboy arrived today or the nudity would have been of the canine variety.

Christmas Issue… Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen’s Wife, Memorable Vixen from Wild Things, had a baby earlier this year… (named the poor girlchild Sam). Nonetheless, she is nakkie this month.

Now, the MAIN reason I am posting this wee sampling of her layout is this… natural breastages. By God, I think she has allowed her bewbs to just be what they are, and not run to the plastic surgeon to immediately have them tweaked.

That said… she is behind the cut.

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Cockolada.

I’d like to have one and drink out of it while I am driving.

Reminds me of the time me and Megan drove around with a glow in the dark rubber penis stuck to the dashboard.

But that’s a story for another day.

Good night!

I think he is hot.

But even though I might WANT to do him, I would not, because I respect his marriage.

But I would do him.

*nods*

While visiting ErosBlog, I jumped one of their links and happened upon this informative discussion about MFM threesomes:

Either way, that is an argument for another day. The fact is ladies, the boys you will be taking to bed with you probably are not there to suck the other’s cock. If they are? Well then consider yourself extra lucky and skip this part.

Thank you, Twisted Monk.

How odd. Shortly after taking the Transsexuality Quiz at Dog Snot Diaries, I came across a weird transsexual story. Let me just sum it up for you.

So, there’s this dude.

He decided to get his peepee removed and now he is a she.

Before the whacking, he saved some sperm.

Now, she wants her lesbian lover to have a baby.

With me so far? Because here is where it gets weird.

They want to come to the US for embryonic screening to make sure the baby is a girl.

WTF?

Are they the She-Girl Penis Haters club or something? Do not even want a little penis growing inside them? So after all that, they would abort if it had a weenie?

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?

Here’s the article..

BUNNIES!!!!

available at Swatch.com.

May is National Masturbation Month.

Save May 15th for the Masturbate-A-Thon.

:)

but a search for big cock on eBay brings up the following auction:

LARGE Plush Talking Interactive Game Playing BARNEY !!

just walking down the road…

Heee! This is fun! Go see!

Thanks to Avaleeland for the heads-up!

Okay, see now, if he told me to vote for Bush, I would. *grins*

Just kidding. I would let him sex me up good, only pretending that I would vote for Bush.

I admit. I am hot for Shannen Doherty.

Well, I just got my Playboy and there she is, on the cover. sexy as only she can be.

Here are two of my favorite shots from the issue: (contains partial nudity)

Waiting by the hot tub in the snow with Champagne? That is what this one reminds me of.

This underwater shot is just pure art

Go Shannen!

To advertise their latest “Pain In The Butt” workout, Bally’s uses whips.

View the commercial.

The Icelandic Phallogical Museum is for sale.

(be sure to click the images link, if for no other reason than to see the “next” and “back” images.)

A Brit may try to buy it.

I would like to see them do a museum tour.

:)

Well, I got my Playboy today.

And I know you wanted to see, so here, in all their glory are Jenna and Heidi, from Survivor.

In the rest of the pictorial, it is clear that Jenna has a very natural beauty, whereas Heidi, well, it looks like she is trying too hard.

(my scan is not so good. )

Ha!!!!!!! Thank you Jamie for letting me know this!

Jenna and Heidi from Survivor ARE going to be in Playboy!

And my offer made on March 26, still stands:

But, I will start bidding for my issue of Playboy with the Heidi/Jenna girl-on-girl pictorial at $40.

It cracks me up how the tiger is sticking out his tongue.
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Thanks to ErosBlog, I have now been introduced to the Twisted Land of Oz artwork by Todd McFarlane.

I’d love to read this version of the story.

Is it just me, or is this thing kinky looking?

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It’s the Nap-Strap and it is only $19.95!

Don’t forget to check out the Nap-Cap for when you are in the car. *giggles*

Found at fortysomething.ca

This little music device is designed to bring you LOTS of stimulation. Don’t believe me? It has a vibrating bullet for heaven’s sake.

I’d like to try it with the song “Glory Box” by Portishead.

What song would YOU play?

For all you wonderful souls out there who like your girls REAL, you may want to check out the latest book by Dave Naz - “Panties“.

You can read more about the project here.

Mr. Naz took photos of real girls wearing real underwear (think big, full bottoms and cotton here). Some of them even have dirty feet! Imagine that! A girl with dirty feet in cotton underwear!

Oh, the horror.

I am so glad I am not the only one who has ever thought of making Barbie’s and other dolls have sex!

I often made my little sister’s Barbies do unspeakable things. Oddly enough, one was usually dominant.

Thanks to Scott for this link!

I saw this at ErosBlog, and I was rolling on the floor laughing!

It’s for grown-ups only!

How to use…
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Penises? Penii?

Ack, who cares.

Need any stuff for your penis wishlist?

3 foot inflatable penis?

Blow-up man with vibrating penis, perhaps?

I know – Penis Dooby-Boppers.

Hey, holdonaminnit…did I just say vibrating penis? Gotta go!

*sound of heels clicking to run get credit card*

Found at Scott’s!The Gamer’s Nook

X-dress = Cross Dress! Why it never occurred to me before to find a cross-dressing catalog online, I cannot say.

It reminds me of the time…
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Yes folks, they actually sell a soap that grows hair. Not only that, it is shaped like a kitty cat.

You are supposed to continue to use it up, and inside, you will find a little plastic mousie.

You can go here to check it out, but be prepared for disappointment. They are temporarily out of stock.

Okay, bring on the hairy pussy comments, I know you freakies are out there.

For your tongue! There’s even a “Romance Edition"!

Can you imagine if it hits your teeth?

Oh, wait, I just read it can also be attached to your finger! Hmmm. Maybe I should revise my Friday Five answers. “Yes, the only piece of jewelry I wear everywhere is my Turbo Tongue Joy".

found via Peace Dividend

Ain’t the internet grand? Otherwise, we might never have heard of the:

Liberated Christians
“Cyber Swing/Polyamory Resource Center - Promoting Intimacy and Other-Centered Sexuality”

Updated 11-12-02
Piccys! Now you can SEE Bondage Barbie!

“Judge refuses to ban kinky Barbie”

Oh, go ON! You KNOW you want to read more.
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Irony.
He-Author of two books on Stupidity. Website- Stupidity.com
She-15 year old girl in a chat room
He-Let’s meet and have sex
She-Okay. But, wait, I am really a cop and you are busted!

Truth is stranger than fiction.

This was found at Que SeraSera.

40,000 Jockstraps. And no one has bid on them yet.

Imagine that.

In case the URL above is no longer working, please click here to see the screen shot.

Forty Thousand.

“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.”
- Gloria Leonard