AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A hospital in the Netherlands — the first nation to permit euthanasia — recently proposed guidelines for mercy killings of terminally ill newborns, and then made a startling revelation: It has already begun carrying out such procedures, which include administering a lethal dose of sedatives.

I don’t know if I have ever said this before, but I am a STRONG supporter of the Right to Die.

In the case of the Netherlands, they have created a board to review euthanasia for people with no free will to make that decision, and apparently no one to make that decision for them.

Given the growth of the world’s population and the cost of supporting people who otherwise would not live is extravagant and certainly unnecessary. Who is to pay for this?

If some right-wing organization came forward and said they would pay for everyone who will be kept on life support, sometimes in PAIN, for the rest of their lives so be it. But to squawk in the absence of an alternative solution is nothing but noise.

Further, people will say “They are playing God", I ask you this. Doesn’t God provide for this situation with all other creatures on earth? If a creature is born, and it is too sick to survive, it is allowed to die. Period. To me, that speaks louder of God’s Will than does any old dude sitting in a castle wearing a big white hat.

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“The erratic behavior of Law & Order: Criminal Intent star Vincent D’Onofrio has NBC Universal executives considering Chris Noth as an emergency backup in the lead detective role.”

I wonder what is up with him.

*sad*

That’s a 2004 Gap ad with a screen cap from the 2002 ad, just so you can see.

Do you understand what this MEANS?

The HOT Gap Guy is back!

Remember him?

I don’t think I have ever seen such a spontaneous lust from women.

Can someone please Tivo the Gap Ads for me?

(you can also see them here)

I wish they would bring back that old commercial. *sigh*

Hope it was a good one!

Easy <---- go visit him as a present.

The Supreme Court is facing the issue of medical marijuana. Naturally, our knights in shining armour, the upholders of all that is good and just and in the name of our saviour, Jebus, are there to protect all of us from the evil REEFER.

Their arguments?

More than 20,000 people die each year because of drug abuse. Ruling for medical marijuana would help drug traffickers avoid arrest, increase the marijuana supply and send a message that illegal drugs are good.

Okay, since none of those make any sense, let’s see how the Bush admin weighed in:

The Bush administration argues that Congress has found no accepted medical use of marijuana and needs to be able to eradicate drug trafficking and its social harms.

Well, I must really be out of the loop. I did not realize Congress was testing marijuana to see if it had an acceptable medicinal use. No one tells me shit apparently.

So, here’s my message to Bush and these idiots lawyers… Want a real drug problem to deal with? How about we start with Nicotine. Then, we could move on the Alcohol. Or even Oxycontin. Those cause a few more deaths per year.

As for Mrs. Anonymous who grows her 10 bushes in her back yard to keep her standard of living even just BARELY above screaming in pain at all times… leave her the fuck alone.

and, not to be outdone by such ho-hum names as Jermajesty, Julia has named her wee bundles of joy Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia.

Phinnaeus. WTF? You can’t even google that hardly.

All my life I have been categorized based on my looks.

Apparently, I look “bookish", “librarian-y", “conservative” and “marmy".

The marmy I can work on, the rest… I am not sure where in the hell people get that.

I was at work the other day, in a casual meeting, making ornaments for our wishing tree.

Someone brought up TV shows, and they were talking about the recent “Without a Trace” which starred Elizabeth Berkley as a woman who had an extreme makeover.

So, I said “Yes, that is the same actress who starred in Showgirls".

This man looked at me, and loudly sputtered “YOU saw Showgirls?”

Me: “Yes?” *wondering if that could get me in trouble at work*

Him: “I just can’t see it… I picture you more as the … YOU saw Showgirls?”

Jebus. I felt like saying “Yes, and I subscribe to Playboy, I’ve been in a threesome and I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch". I refrained.

The best remedy for me is to create.

So, I will be tearing this blog apart tonight.

If you see weirdness, that would be me.

I hate when this bitch comes to visit.

She just takes over.

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Yesterday, my sister called to wish me a happy thanksgiving. This is the sister formerly referred to as Pinkie.

She was drunk.

She is not supposed to drink because she had that gastric bypass surgery. But she was drunk. Alone. Drinking Kahlua.

Very alarming, considering she is an alcoholic.

I have not had any nudity around here for a while, so I felt it time to remedy that. Thankfully, Playboy arrived today or the nudity would have been of the canine variety.

Christmas Issue… Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen’s Wife, Memorable Vixen from Wild Things, had a baby earlier this year… (named the poor girlchild Sam). Nonetheless, she is nakkie this month.

Now, the MAIN reason I am posting this wee sampling of her layout is this… natural breastages. By God, I think she has allowed her bewbs to just be what they are, and not run to the plastic surgeon to immediately have them tweaked.

That said… she is behind the cut.

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For some reason, this year it is harder to pretend it is okay being alone on another holiday.

Tickets on sale soon.

I am going to try so hard to get tickets.

I will drive to Phoenix. Alone. Just to see him.

Peeps. They’re not just for Easter anymore.

It doesn’t matter. Sooner or later, Peeps go bad.

Do not eat these. Do not feed them to your children. Even if they look like little snowmen. Or bunnies.

They are nothing but thugs.

I think I forgot to let you know.

And the damn National Enquirer is saying that a “source” said that Vincent was faking and trying to get attention, because he is an attention grabber and is really lording his place as star of the show over everyone.

They are SUCH big fat liars.

El santo Maria del Bocadillo Asado a la parrilla de Queso

translation: Saint Mary of the Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

p.s. this sold on eBay for $28,000 and the person wants to take it on a world tour.
It is a ten year old sandwich.

Victoria’s Secret’s paper usage is contributing to the demise of threatened mountain and woodland caribou herds in places like the Alberta foothills.

This is simply appalling. 395,000,000 catalogs per year. Almost all with ZERO recycled content.

Find out more about this blatant earth rape.

seen at Easy Bake Coven. Thank you.

Does anyone besides me stand in the greeting card aisle, reading cards and chortling with abandon, while enduring stares from people with sticks up their asses?

Last night, I bought a birthday card for my stepdad.

Outside:
On your special day, I wanted to say thank you for all the time you spend giving me advice..

Inside:
I don’t follow any of it, but you have such a nice speaking voice.

Heeeeeeee.

I love cards like that because the ones that say: “Thank you for always being there and showing me your love and support” do not apply and Hallmark does not seem to make cards that say: “Were those beatings supposed to teach me something?” or “On your birthday, I’d like to give you a beatdown, just like the ones you used to give me”

Yes, I know I am behind. In fact, I still have not watched the entire first episode.

This is due in part to the fact that Iceland is my DREAM. I want to go there so bad, and they are CAMPING on Vatnajokull! (Vat-NAH-Yo-Kool) (yes, it does bother me that one of the last great areas of nature is being “tourist-ized", but I digress.)

Nonetheless, I love this show. It amazes me how it only takes a little while to come to love some of the teams and hate others.

Me? It was a new record for hate. I started hating Jonathan in the opening segment. The whole time that the intro stuff was being done, he, in his “Look at ME! Discover ME!” yellow shirt, just kept jumping up and down.

Did anyone else want to knock him out?

So, don’t spoil it for me, I have only gotten as far as the teams realizing they were staying in tents on Vatnajokull. If you post a spoiler here, I will hunt you down and make you eat spoiled meat.

A blogger who says things like:

She has a luscious twang

I opened her like a door that had only recently been freed from a rusty but heavy duty padlock.

Cars, parks, slipping off, exposure heightened frantic suck it, lick it, get it in urgent velvet slide right now sex. Sex with fear has a smell, has a burn and an energy like no other.

Go.Now. Winding, Crooked Trails. Be sure to listen to the audio post from November 12.

Okay, maybe it is his turkey, but you know what I mean.

Thanks to Frida for showing me this picture!

The pass for the post below is “test".

Try it if you want, it seems to work.

Well, since I have posted about this on 20 November for the past couple of years, might as well not break a tradition.

Let’s run down the list:

Jude Law – Rori says… Nope. Too…clean or something. Too…European? Is that possible? It’s like he overdoes his European-ness.

The rest of the People “Off the Charts List”

Orlando Bloom – No.
Jake Gyllenhaal – If you like children, I guess.
Usher – Hell No, the Ego is the killer.
Colin Farrell – Not unless I decide that kissing ashtrays would be a good thing.
Brad Pitt – Hella YEAH
Matt Damon – No, just no.
Ben Affleck – I’ve said no before, I will say no again.
Bruce Willis – Yummy.
Johnny Depp – Oh Yeah Baby.

My votes?
Vincent D’Onofrio
Dave Matthews
Bono
Bill Clinton (yeah, I said it)
John
Fathers who show up for their kids

I finally figured out how to make my own error pages!

Wanna see them?

https://tuckle.net/failed_auth.php
https://tuckle.net/forbidden.php
https://tuckle.net/missing.php
https://tuckle.net/internal_error.php

I like them. I got a Milla thing in case you did not know.

No, really! There is this asshat on LJ who thinks it is very funny to come troll my blog and then post stuff from it on her LJ. She thinks she is “getting personal” with her fight I guess.

If you want to see, here is a screenie.

I gently tried to explain to her that posting things that I have ALREADY posted on the internet is an exercise in futility. In some delusional way, she seems to think she is exposing a secret about me.

Yes folks. I am hiding my innermost secrets, here on the internet. Only someone with Google can find me. Thank God I am safe.

O____O

Yay. I am glad he is okay.

Apparently, he was exhausted.

Apparently, a group of Greek Lawyers are going to sue Oliver Stone and Warner Brothers for suggesting in the film “Alexander” that Alexander was bisexual.

“Either they make it clear that this is a work of fiction or we will take the case further.”

WTF? No, it is not fiction, it is a recently unearthed documentary. Asses.

We cannot come out and say that (former U.S.) President John F. Kennedy was a shooting guard for the Los Angeles Lakers basketball team and so Warner cannot come out and say Alexander was gay

Jesus H Christ. People are idiots. Gibson can do Passion of the Christ like it is an accurate depiction, but Alexander has to be protected from the “bi” rumors?

I hate people sometimes. I seriously do.

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To the dealer that sold me my car.

I felt he should know about the problems I had continue to have.

Here is an excerpt.

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I know am a mediocre BAD housekeeper, but…

do people really know where EVERYTHING is? Last week, on Joan of Arcadia, the mom heard from her old boyfriend.

So, she goes over the hutch and pulls out a picture she has not looked at for 20 some years.

Somehow, that seems a little weird to me.

But this is me… who loses clothes in a 600 square foot apartment.

Exchanging glances…

what were the chances?

In a tiny town in Texas, they have had a tradition of TWIRP (The Woman Is Requested to Pay) day. Boys dress like girls and girls dress like boys and practice role-reversal, asking for dates, etc. It’s been happening for generations.

But ONE concerned parent took legal action over the “cross-dressing day". Delana Davies said she viewed the day not as a silly Homecoming Week activity, but rather something related to homosexuality.

(I had a BF who came out of the bathroom once dressed in a blonde wig and a bra - and he did not want a boy, he wanted ME, and my Gina.)

“It’s like experimenting with drugs,” Davies said. “You just keep playing with it and it becomes customary. … If it’s OK to dress like a girl today, then why is it not OK in the future?”

Mama, if your babies are going to grow up to be cross-dressers, ain’t nothing you can do about it. Jesus H Christ on a crutch.

edit: So, instead of TWIRP day, they are all going to dress like soldiers.

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I am SO glad to know that Congressmenpeople throughout the nation are finding important things to do when Congress reconvenes.

John Hostettler, the Congressman representing the 8th district of Indiana, will be introducing legislation to change the name of Interstate 69. Why?

It is the moral thing to do.

Edit: Joke. Joke website, a la the Onion. Bwah! I am still outraged!

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He fainted. Again. At home.

Now he is in the hospital. Again.

They better be running all the tests they can. Or they will have to deal with me.

edit:
Dear Hospital,
If Vincent needs anything, like blood donors, organs, or stuff like that. Just email me.
tuckle.netATgmail.com

*giggles*

Prayers to the family and friends of Margaret Hassan.

I am so ashamed our country has any part in these deaths.

Give BACK the female Iraqi prisoners for fuck’s sake. We gave back Saddam.

I came home sick from work today. Meh @ fevers.

But yay! It is Gilmore Girls!

I just watched last weeks.

What do you think? Rory + Logan or Rory + Dean?

And I gotta say. I adore Lorelai. But I do not think I would date her. Because sometimes the peppy reparte HAS to stop.

I think I overdid it this weekend.

I woke up this morning, with a fever of 102.

Slept till 4 pm, MT.

Oops.

And just so you know, walking outside to walk a dog with a high fever in below freezing temperatures actually HURTS.

Feel free to send cookies.

Woot! Dave Matthews film debut!

View the Trailer!

Buy on DVD on December 21st! (or pre-order!)

Well not entirely, but figuring out how to use PHP Includes is pretty damn orgasmic.

Heh. I love how nervous people are getting about bloggers.

At my work, at least once per day, someone comes and says “Okay, tell me about blogging again” or “What software do I need to buy to read RSS?”

Wonkette spoke on Saturday, offering no apologies for the criticism that blogs like hers “could sway the audience". Yeah, I am pretty sure this country was pretty undecided about who it was voting for until the bloggers posted the exit polls.

Personally, I think the media people sound afraid of us. We spur them into action, we force them to talk about things they may not otherwise have reported, and there are enough bloggers out there with ENORMOUS credibility with their facts.

One woman said what I found to be an odd thing.

Mindy McAdams, a University of Florida journalism professor, applauded bloggers’ efforts but urged them to adhere to ethical standards held by mainstream journalists. “Blogging is really great. I like that more and more people have a voice. That’s good … But it doesn’t give people who call themselves journalists an excuse to not check out the information.”

Thanks Mindy. Professor Mindy.

Do we call ourselves journalists? I call myself just a plain ordinary blogger.

I think I was going to make a point, but I just realized I am VERY tired. But Oooh, Ahhh, look how Tuckle’s design is coming along.

G’Nite.

Why the fuck am I being blacklisted on some WP blogs and HOW the fuck do I get unblacklisted?

Wordpress is as good as cocaine for keeping a girl up all night.

*stares at clock*

I MUST go to bed.

NOW.

More tweakage tomorrow.

Jesus.

I could not make this stuff up, if they paid me!

Hemp WWJD Bracelets

The American Christian Pin Only 10 stars on the flag to represent the Ten Commandments.

Plush Patriotic Snowmen This one really pisses me off. All my snowmen are Jews.

You can still find him at DateJesus.com.

He apparently blogs now.

But the funny thing is this… he used to own the domain name jesus.com.

Now that site belongs to Metropolitan Community Churches, a worldwide fellowship of Christian churches with a special outreach to the world’s gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender communities.

More power to them!

I bet that would make Dubya shit twice and fall back in it.

Oh, I remember that sad day, as if it was yesterday.

Oolong the bunny went to the Rainbow Bridge.

Funnily enough, I happened upon the page again, and I am happy to say that a NEW Bunny is thriving under the same loving care as Oolong did.

Meet Yuebing.

Go check it out. It’s very heartwarming.

God help me, I wake up every day tired because of bad dreams.

Last night, I was slightly drunk on some tequila. I went to a party, and for some reason Roy Horn was there. Everyone was being really mean to him, including my boss. I got up in her face, and I left the party.

Then, I was at the home of a friend, and was looking for more liquor. I realized Paisley, my dog, was missing, so I asked Sue where she was. She started crying. I started screaming at her… “Tell me!!!” and she said Paisley had been killed. I demanded to know where her body was. Sue started signing at me, but it was incomprensible signing.

I started breaking things, yelling “Where is Paisley???”

Sue kept signing, so I threw a pitcher of water on her. She was sitting on an electrical cord, so she was getting electrocuted. I tried to pull on her nightgown to pull her off the cord, but I could not save her.

Then, I laid on the floor, screaming about Paisley.

Freaky, no?

(and especially William Petersen)

I really enjoy your show. Very much.

But could you do me a favor?

I don’t want to see any gutless cadavers tonight. No sternums, no hearts, nothing.

Just tell me the story. I get the rest. They are dead. They got autopsied.

Thanks,
Your Loyal Fan
Rori

I saw in a blog that blogs that do not talk about the bloggers are bloggy-badness.

So, what do you want to know?

I am forty-something. Single. (except for Vincent D’Onofrio, my boyfriend). Au Naturelle… meaning no hair dye, much the chagrin of my stepfather who insists “you will never keep a man if you do not dye your hair!". I am allergic to mascara and eyeshadow. Really. So, no eye makeup either. I do love Pinch My Cheeks by Origins though. *nods* Only blush I use.

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Vincent D’Onofrio was taken to a hospital Wednesday after fainting in New York following a rehearsal of “Law & Order: Criminal Intent.”

Thank goodness he is resting comfortably and is expected to be fine.

I am really going to have to talk to him about eating a good breakfast.

Cockolada.

I’d like to have one and drink out of it while I am driving.

Reminds me of the time me and Megan drove around with a glow in the dark rubber penis stuck to the dashboard.

But that’s a story for another day.

Good night!

I just talked to John. I have spoken of him before? The one I love, forever and ever and ever?

It was nice to talk to him. I was teasing him that I am older now than he was when we first met, and so that makes him very very old.

He said he likes it because he does not think about sex all the time.

Heh.

Maturity. It’s FUN!

Got this in my email today at work.

It saddens me to my core that they are making drilling in Alaska such a high priority.

I am hanging on to these words from Greenpeace USA Executive Director John Passacantando :

When you listen to President Bush and feel disenfranchised, when you feel like your government doesn’t represent you, when you feel like it is no longer your country, savor that feeling. Before Gandhi, King, Lewis, Parks, Muir and Thoreau went on to do great things, they all felt that way. They felt it, it made them angry, and then it motivated them. Now it’s our turn. Feel pissed off. Then together we will turn it into something.

Churchill County Nevada wants their cake and they want to sleep with it as well.

71% voted for Bush.
63% voted to keep the brothels.

“It totally blows me away,” said Alan Perazzo, head of the Coalition to End Prostitution in Churchill County. “I’m as confused as the next guy. We voted 72 per cent for Bush and 63 per cent to keep the brothels.”

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thanks, Rocky Mountain Progressive Network!

For a year, Julee Lacey stopped in a CVS pharmacy near her home in a Fort Worth suburb to get refills of her birth-control pills. Then one day last March, the pharmacist refused to fill Lacey’s prescription because she did not believe in birth control.

Welcome to Bush’s America.

And for all you people who voted for him? May your prescriptions for penicillin to treat your STDs be refused.

In Georgia, parents are filing a lawsuit to stop schools from basically promoting the Bible’s version of creation vs. the theory of evolution.

Backed by the ACLU, they are charging that textbooks that are specially stickered with a disclaimer about evolution are mingling religion into the teachings.

Here is the disclaimer:

“This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.”

WTF? So, the biblical version is FACT?

If that is all you want your children to hear, then send them to fucking parochial school.

I think he is hot.

But even though I might WANT to do him, I would not, because I respect his marriage.

But I would do him.

*nods*

Whew.

I am not a CSS guru by any stretch of the imagination, and trying to read php is new… but YAY!

I love the way Wordpress works, the way it looks, and I am going to make it my Bitch.

So. Watch out.

15 years ago today, I got the news.

The puppies had been born!

I had picked the name… Keesa.

This little dog changed my world, and my life.

I will love her forever. She went to heaven on August 17, 2001.

Happy Birthday, Little Keesa Belle, the Love Dog.

Rori to Houston…

we have achieved liftoff.

New Domain name?
Check.

Domain redirect?
Not permanently, but new index sending visitors here - Check

MT entried Imported?
Check

Hope you all enjoy. And, as I suspect you know, styles will be changing.

Just keep walking.

There is nothing to see here yet.

I gotta get a base install including design set, before I even attempt to import my MT.

Till then, visit the old me at One Girl’s Life.

While visiting ErosBlog, I jumped one of their links and happened upon this informative discussion about MFM threesomes:

Either way, that is an argument for another day. The fact is ladies, the boys you will be taking to bed with you probably are not there to suck the other’s cock. If they are? Well then consider yourself extra lucky and skip this part.

Thank you, Twisted Monk.

*seen at Kim’s*

MY family values include gay families.
MY morality includes honesty and social justice.
MY faith demands that we keep government and religion separate.
_________________________________________

I am so glad someone stepped forward. I am PROUD to be a Liberal.

So, this woman I work with brought me a fairly complex workbook to deal with.

It did not take me long, but to Excel virgins, it seems like a big deal.

She called me a miracle worker.

I wanted so BADLY to say to her:

Excel is mah bitch.

Then, I thought better of that idea.

:)

Duets by Charlotte Church and Josh Groban.

Gravedigger - Acoustic, by Dave Matthews

Vincent D’Onofrio being my boyfriend.

Rori + Vincent = 4 EVAH

These are all positive things.

‘AMERICA HAS SPOKEN’

The president was making a speech Wednesday afternoon. Aides said Bush would commit to reaching out to Democrats during his address.

*snort*

Well, Dear Mr. Bush,

If you are reading this, and I am pretty sure you will…

Take your egotistical fucking rhetoric somewhere else.

May I remind you that you preside over a nation where 1/2 of us did NOT vote for you? That statement just shows that you are completely out of touch with reality, that you are certainly NOT interested in doing a fucking thing about the division in this country or… Bah. Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall.

You will NEVER represent me as an America. I am not part of your America, MISTER Bush.

But with each tear comes a new resolve to work even harder for change and to resist erosions to our freedoms.

God Bless America.

Dear Bitch Upstairs:

Hi. We’ve never met, but you are starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

I usually hate you in the mornings. How many times DO you need to slam your cabinet shut anyway.

But tonight? I hate you because you are vacuuming. See, there is this thing called COURTESY. Generally speaking, you try to remember this is an APARTMENT building.

So, knock that shit off, or I will superglue your door shut one day.

:)

Love,
Rori.

This is the one adds 64 cents to each pack of cigarettes, bringing the tax per pack to 84 cents.

I think this tax is essential.

So, this is a good thing.

2004 Presidential Election
Electoral Votes:

Bush
213

Kerry
311

Too Close To Call
Nevada (5)
Colorado (9)

Oh man, if Kerry wins, there is one blogger I will be visiting to tell him “EAT THIS, MOTHERFUCKER".

Pfffft. Saying people like me are why he is Republican.

I can barely stand the anticipation.

Right after I voted I wanted to jump up and down and scream!

KERRY
KERRY
KERRY

Earthquakes
Earthquakes for sale.
Check out the deals now!
www.eBay.com

Hmmm. Let me go bid on an earthquake. Do I get to pick where it happens? This could be very handy!

*shifty eyes*

Currently:
27 F
RealFeel®: 4 F
Winds NW at 25 mph

The winds make it worse.

Brrrrrrrrrr

Well, it looks like Gmail and I will have to part ways.

The Zonealarm fix works, but then I have to deal with mass quantities of popups from other sites.

It’s a trade off, but I would rather NOT have pop-ups.

*sigh*

Life can be so complicated. *giggles*