This is awesome. Originally seen at Martie’s.
To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone who doesn’t have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly divorced couple.
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The One Where Edward Called In Sick…
If I was the homeowners who had only gotten $817 spent on me out of the $1,000, I would feel so cheated! I was really disappointed and felt that Kia was not enthusiastic about Edward’s design, and therefore, it was only done… kinda.
Christy? For once, I liked most of her room. I did not like the fireplace, because that beige fireplace will get black with soot very quickly. But maybe it will be easy to wash?
The worst part was seeing a commercial for the one next week, where Hildi is going to put 50,000 feathers on someone’s wall. Poor, poor people.
I saw this on someone’s blog, but I lost it in the back button! If it’s YOU, you can tell me and I will give all credit to you.
Using a website of your choice, you can go here, type in the URL and voila! A screenplay.
Here’s a snippet from mine:
ONE WEEK LATER
MEG RYAN and ONEGIRLSLIFE.COM are shopping for new crockery. A message comes over the loudspeakers.
MEG RYAN
What did that just say?
ONEGIRLSLIFE.COM
I can only think they thought with T gone, they might be safer?
MEG RYAN
Really? This large department store’s management decisions are questionable at best.
She looks up to see RICHARD GERE standing there. He is the manager of the department store.
RICHARD GERE
Hello, MEG RYAN. Perhaps you could offer me advice on how to run my store.
MEG RYAN
I don’t think so, RICHARD GERE. I took an instant dislike to you when we first met.
ONEGIRLSLIFE.COM
Apparently, he is “A sensitive artist with a passion for life".
MEG RYAN
Yes, ONEGIRLSLIFE.COM, good point. So you see, RICHARD GERE, we can never fall in love.
*sing the subject to the tune of Born in the USA by Springsteen*
Yes, I was. Born in Los Angeles. As in California. It’s a cross I bear daily.
Kate @ Electric Venom posted about an article she read about the use of the terms “master” and “slave” being used to refer to parts in your computer. Don’t worry, this will all tie in as soon as you read the quote:
Los Angeles officials have asked that manufacturers, suppliers and contractors stop using the terms “master” and “slave” on computer equipment, saying such terms are unacceptable and offensive.
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Ooooh! No one told me that Ken can look like this!
Man, is they had HIM when I was little, I would not have had to make my sister’s Barbies do sapphic things.
And the “Modern Circle” version 2003 Ken?
Um, no. I don’t think so. Apparently, he is “A sensitive artist with a passion for life.”
Give me Harley Davidson Ken!
Jaco Strauss’ Tech Support Excuse Generator
How to tell in 90 second in your relationship is over
Marry Your Pet - per their disclaimer, you are not allowed to have sex with your pet.
Good grief! I have been having trouble sleeping, so last night I took 2 Tylenol PMs. I could not even wake up today! Knocked me on my butt! and thirsty? Like a herd of cattle in a desert in summer!
I don’t like those.
So, the fucking idiot Bush had his first campaign ads out this weekend in Iowa.
UPDATE: Script for the ad is now behind the Extended portion.
He is running on the platform that his opponents are:
“are now attacking the president for attacking the terrorists.”
Yay @ presidential candidate and Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman who said the ad was:
“to get the public’s mind off the joblessness in America, the bad prescription Medicare drug bill … the energy bill, which sells out to lobbyists.”
Thank heavens that some of the staunchest conservatives I know are seeing him for what he is.
A BIG FAT LIARHEAD. I am truly frightened to think how much damage he’ll do if he gets in for another 4 years.
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Ecstasy! Ever since the spammers attacked, I have been wanting to change the default number of comments shown when I entery my Manage Weblog Screen in MT.
Blessings and many thanks to The Girlie Matters for posting the instructions on how to do this! Even a scaredy-cat like me was able to do it!
edit: and now the link actually takes you to the tip! *thwacks self in the head*
I am so in love with the new Outkast Song Hey Ya.
If you have a Yahoo login, and really, who doesn’t? You can go watch the video here.
Not sure why, it gives me the vibe of the Beatles and the Foo Fighters. *grins*
Currently: 9º
Feels Like: -9 º
Heee! I so need to shop for warmer clothes!
Dear Johnny…
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Oooh, a man threatened to kill a spammer and now he faces up to five years in prison.
And the article calls people who try to stop spam “Internet Vigilantes". That’s just weird. We bombard THEM with unsolicited email?
In other cases, Internet vigilantes have bombarded spammers with both unsolicited e-mail and regular mail and phone calls, launched attacks on spammers’ computers and posted spammers’ personal information on the Internet, according to reports.
Gosh, if I had more money, I would so register that domain name.
Oh, gads, my friend Cynister just turned me on to this site:
Baby’s Named A Bad, Bad Thing.
This is many minutes of side-splitting laughter.
Excerpt:
I named my little girl Tenlee, simply because My husband and I liked it. It is pronounced just like it sounds. I hope she loves her name as much as we do.Yes, she’ll love sounding like a teabag.
Isn’t there some rule in the military about all the children in the same family being drafted or sent to war? My mind is telling me there is… so if I am insane, feel free to let me know.
Shouldn’t the same thing apply to husband/wife soldiers?
There is a female soldier in Colorado Springs who was/is threatened with disciplinary actions that would have affected her veterans benefits. She refused to return to Iraq, so she can stay home and care for her seven (7!) children. Her husband is already there.
Since I do not know if the link will stay, I am reposting the article in the extended entry, with all respect and love to gazette.com. Article was written by John Diedrich.
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I question my reactions to things sometimes. I bet I would fail one of the Emotional Quotient tests. But anyway, here is what happened…
I work remotely from home for an online site.
The site went down to a server failure on Sunday and Monday….
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I just heard a newscaster say the point was MUTE.
Gah.
Are you sure it was not siMULar?
Just don’t talk if you don’t know the correct word. Man, am I cranky.
Innocent until proven guilty.
That is all I am going to say about that.
RIGHT ON! @ People’s choice for Sexist Man Alive!!!!!
Funny quote from Gothamist.com:
During the segment with a People editor on the Today show this morning, Katie Couric expressed disbelief at the selection of dirty Depp, saying she just wants to “give him a good scrubbing.” Precisely the point, Katie, precisely the point.
Johnny in the extended entry.
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(image moved behind extended, so as not to offend)
Or maybe everyone around you quits?
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Bwah! I just found this on my old website! I wrote it in 1999.
Saving for Posterity.
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Oooh, where have I been?
I just blogrolled and you should check out Countdown to Election Day: 525 Reasons to Dump Bush.
I was perusing Prevention magazine, thinking how much it has changed (not for the better) when an article in the “Healthy Woman” section called “Infernal Itching” caught my eye.
(hey, I read anything and everything)
The topic is whether or not vaginal itching is always a sign of infection. Basically, they say no, and list some of the causes.
One of the causes is antibacterial soap. Fine, IMO, everyone knows that antibacterial soap is the devil and using it “down there” would be bad. It’s the next sentence that caught my eye.
“If you must use soap…” Say what? If we MUST? What are we to do, just splash some water on the yaya and say “Okay, good to go!” I think not.
But the insanity did not end there.
After listing some gentle soaps, this article says “If the itching does not subside in 4-6 weeks, speak to your doctor".
WTF? Four to six weeks? Yeah, I am going to walk around with vaginal itching for 4-6 weeks? Have these people EVER had such an itch?
I just thought that was really weird.
Now why didn’t Radical Cheerleaders exist when I was younger?
Well, I am glad they are here now, in Colorado, California and all about!
GIMME A G! GROSS!
GIMME AN E! ELITIST!
GIMME AN O! OIL!
GIMME AN R! RACIST!
GIMME AN E! EVIL!
GIMME A W! WAR!
But new to me…
After purchasing Newzcrawler, and not being able to make it work with Zone Alarm, and getting pissed and never using it again, I have still pined for an RSS feed.
Enter Bloglines. Browser-based reader.
I am loving it. I especially find it handy for updating my BlackList.
No doubt you read about this woman
who got into the Guiness Book of World Records with her 1,903 piercings.
I think what is making it hard for me to sit comfortably this morning is that 500 of them are in her genitals, external and internal.
*shudders* Five Hundred???
I actually forgot I had a photo blog. That just goes to show you how absent-minded I am.
But, I am going to start putting pix in it again, even if they are random.
So, check it out if you want.
edit:
all gone.
Oh goody, I just saw the Paris Hilton tape.
1. BORING
2. She was obviously more interested in being on camera than the sex
3. Needs blowjob lessons
Any lawsuits related to this are stupid!
I miss you so much. It’s a very bad day of missing you. Never to see you again is really too long. I hope you are happy. I love you forever and more than you knew.
But her choice of location to sit when I am computer shows a distinct lack of good judgement.
actual unretouched photo
How the hell are they leaving spam when I have their IP banned?
*shoves a bratwurst up their ass*
I thoroughly enjoy blasphemy.
Thanks to Les @ Stupid Evil Bastard, I can do it and have it appear on a church sign!
I, being particularly sick, used L33t-5p34K G3n3r@t0r
and then I had to self-promote.
You have to check out this page called
When I am rich, I will buy an original piece by Kurt Halsey Frederiksen.
Seriously, go check it out. Reaches in, grabs your heart, and squishes it!
In memory of the greatest dog.
nicked from Scott - he’s hip, so I thought I would try. Now, it seems I am a freak!
Score 126
And it would have been higher without those cranky TYPOS!
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Just because I LOVE her!!!!
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Judges in N.Y., Calif. Block Abortion Law
Opponents of the law said it is overly broad, lacks any exemption for the health of a woman seeking an abortion and could outlaw several safe and common procedures. They also contended it is the first step in a larger campaign to ban all abortions and undo Roe v. Wave, the Supreme Court’s 1973 landmark decision establishing a woman’s right to an abortion.
I really do. You deserve to win a best Female Act award.
But this picture of you and your award is just wrong.
Partial-Birth Abortion? Is that a medical term? I think not.
Sounds like something the pro-life people made up to emotionalize this issue.
I think government should stay the fuck of out medicine and let me and my doctor decide what is right for me.
I admit. I am hot for Shannen Doherty.
Well, I just got my Playboy and there she is, on the cover. sexy as only she can be.
Here are two of my favorite shots from the issue: (contains partial nudity)
Waiting by the hot tub in the snow with Champagne? That is what this one reminds me of.
This underwater shot is just pure art
Go Shannen!
It was so darn cold here, when I saw this beach scene from Cowboy Bebop anime, I just had to corral it and make it my default for a bit.
If you can’t see it, click default in the side bar, if you can see it and you are not digging it, just hit Choose A Skin! I currently got 8 for you to choose from!
Sometimes, my dreams are so vivid they scare me.
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Yahoooo, this time, I am doing, and nothing can stop me. *dances*