Just ranting
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Congratulations to Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe on the birth of their son Deacon!

And

to Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills on the birth of their daughter Beatrice Milly!

One Girl loves to report about babies!!!!!!

I cut my own hair!

I just put it in a scrunchy and hacked away at it! LOL LOL!

I feel so free, like I broke a very big rule!

Not sure if I want one, or want to be one, but OH MY!!!!

Julian McMahon in case you did not know.

Why I believe I have been spammed in my snail mail box!

I got this today in the mail!

Now given that I live in a military town, perhaps they are trying to recruit me?

Enigmatically, all it says on the back is “I’ll be waiting for you! There’s more to see” and that my special bonus video is here with her.

Damn. I wonder who sold them my name.

Oh my god, my heart breaks for the people in California right now. Those fires are unbelievable. One fire was 50 miles long. FIFTY MILES LONG.

And arson is suspected in all of them?

Here is a satellite picture of the smoke.
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Phoons!

I love this one at Trees of Mystery! I could barely find the Phooner!

I have been here two months! I can hardly believe it!

I still do not have my driver’s license. I have to get a certified copy of my birth certificate, and to get that, I need a notarized copy of a form. So, finding a notary has not been a high priority.

I have faced many challenges and learned many lessons here. My biggest lesson to date was learned today.
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I’ve been waiting for this.

See my mountain (heh) live at Pike’s Peak Cam.

Spoilered
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I am so fucking frustrated with this blog, I am about ready to tear down the whole thing and start over from scratch.

I have lost control!
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I used to think I was pretty good at these kind of “What’s wrong with this picture?” puzzles, but I did not do very well on this one.

But it was fun!

Found at Jennifer’s!

Please, if you do nothing else, sign an advance directive of what you want to happen to you should you become unable to speak for yourself.

I cannot even begin to comprehend the horror and pain the family members of Terri Schiavo.

Jeb Bush intervened and she is now being fed again, after not receiving food or water for 6 days.

Her husband will not allow anyone in her family to see her.

It is just awful. Frankly, I think the husband is being a prick. Let the woman’s parents see her, ffs!

My wish, that all advance directives allow assisted suicide. At least just give this woman a lethal injection and let her go, not starve her to death, in a suffering prolonged agony.

Makes me sick.

I am finding that creating sacred spaces in my home makes me feel happier. This is my candle montage and my Broadway Cares snowball, from the year 2000. See the Twin Towers with their party hats? Kinda sad.

And I salute him!

Nathaniel Heatwole, 20, hid box cutters, bleach, matches, etc. on several planes in an act of civil disobedience to bring attention to the lack of airline security.

He now faces up to 10 years in prison should they charge him.

Kinda makes you want to run out and get on a plane, eh?

Extreme History with Roger Daltrey?

Do my eyes deceive me?

Is this the same curly-haired rockstar I used to wear on my chest via a yellow tank top?

By golly it is!

In case you are not interested, it is hid.

Here is the link if you want to try it. It is amazingly cathartic.

http://5ms.next12exits.com
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I adore Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. He is yumminess incarnate.

And now I learn that during the month of November, he will be on Trading Spaces for the British Invasion!

Woooooot!

I am all twitterpated!

Do you think she has enough toys though?

Yeeha, thank you Julie at Blog Moxie!

If you cannot see the Spice Girls, select See Default Skin over in the sidebar.

If you can see them, and you hate it, go to Choose Your Skin!

*dances*

Finally, something in my comments that is not spam.

Brian apparently thinks that the Hummer Tax Loophole IS fair.

The ‘Hummer Tax Break’ simply makes up for the unfairness of the current tax system against the rich.

Horseshit! Brian, I am 100% for a tax system that is fair, preferably a flat rate. I am against loopholes, and I am most certainly against the misuse of tax-breaks, which, IMNSHO, is what Hummer owners are doing.

That tax break was “INTENDED” for farmers and ranchers, not for doctors, lawyers, governors. Don’t even get me started about how ridiculous Hummers are.

As for my letter to my pharmacy… Just because I think Pharmaceutical Companies are the devil does NOT mean I don’t need medication now and again.

Damn spammers.

I added the “Google Go Away” script from scriptygoddess.com too the pages I think I need to.

I am noticing that the posts that get spammed are older posts? Maybe it will not help, but I am sick of rebuilding this site every day to get rid of the spammers.

But with no Google, who will find me? Tell a friend to come visit! Pimp me, pimp me!

Oh Mickey, you´re so fine, you´re so fine,
you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey!

Hey Mickey !
You´ve been around all night and that´s a little long
You think you´ve got the right but I think you´ve got it wrong….

oh, um, sorry, I don’t know what came over me. Honest I don’t.

May I strongly recommend that you run out and purchase his solo effort, Some Devil?

The bonus CD is to die for, he is live. Seek Up makes you feel like you have died and gone to heaven, I swear.

I know you are just doing your job, but could you hurry the hell up?

I need drugs dammit! Pain! Pain is happening NOW!

Please bring BACK Boomtown as soon as possible please.

It is a very good show and millions of people love it.

Don’t make me come over there. I know where you live.

Sincerely,
Rori

Asshats.

They are really going after my comments. Pisses me off.

I guess I better ungoogle this bad dog, and add as many search engines as I can.

I hate that in a way, I have made some good friends from people who found me from a search.

I upgraded Newzcrawler and lost all my links, and now nothing pops up in Autodiscovery. Rat bastards. It probably has something to do with Zone Alarm that apparently I am too stupid to figure out.

I recorded Survivor but did not watch it, so I will remark on it later.

I think I am going to cut my hair to shoulder length. All of a sudden I am sick of it. I feel like I either need to cut it shorter, so I can leave it au naturelle. I am feeling witchy with long greying hair.

Whoever invented Bras should be shot.

Supermarkets should NOT play love songs over the P.A. Like I need to hear “Is this burning an eternal Flaaaaaame” as I am picking out cereal. No. Perhaps if I burst into tears and started screaming “Hubert, Hubert, where have you gone, this is our song!!!!” and singing along at the top of my lungs they would get a hint.

U-scans in supermarkets are very temperamental and bitchy. I tried it tonight and it just kept saying “Put the item in the bag. Put the item in the bag. Put the item in the bag."… the fucking item was in the fucking bag.

Yeah, I want that job, being the cashier who watches all the idiots being fucked with at the U-Scan.

Why do men get excited to hear Halle Berry has separated from her husband? As IF you ever have a snowball’s chance in hell of meeting her, let alone dating her? But then again, women say “Oh what a waste!” when learning a leading man is gay. We be freaks.

I am glad the boobie blog thing is closing down early. I hate it.

Candy corn is the devil.

I TOLD you I was bitchy, ne?

Wish you were still here.

My gosh, Uma is so beautiful.

Wow. I found this today on Beliefnet.com when I was taking a meme on someone else’s blog.

I love this!

Heal my wounded heart.
Grant me the courage to change my heart.
Let Peace live in my heart.

Fill me with compassion for those suffering in war.
Help me care for those in war.
Help me bring Peace to those in war.

Help me stop wars.
Help soldiers stop wars.
Help leaders stop wars.

Fill me with Peace and Justice.
Help me to work for Peace with Justice.
Let there be Peace with Justice among all peoples

source: World Conference of Religions for Peace

I wish I still lived in California so I could vote.

It amazes me that the same people who lump Clinton into the same category of liar because he lied about sex (while we all KNOW what Bush lied about, and people died about) are going to vote in this womanizing, sexual-harrassing superhero.

“When I am governor I want to prove to the women that I will be a champion for the women, a champion of the women,” Schwarzenegger said at a rally in San Diego.

Um, yeah, right. We believe you, after all, you are a MOVIE STAR.

Small-business owners and the self-employed can write off the entire cost of vehicles that weigh 6,000 pounds or more.

This means Hummers. So, now the rich who own them get even more breaks.

Great going, Mr. Bush.

*thumbs nose at the president*

Woman delivers baby in toilet.

Apparently, she has multiple sclerosis and did not know she was pregnant!

“I noticed in the toilet, there was something in there,” he (her husband) said. “I said, ‘Oh my God! There’s a baby in there! I can’t believe it!”

Good luck to the little one! 2 lb, 8 oz! Teeeeeny!

Jen at Very Big Blog has posted the most mouth-watering seafood nacho or dip recipe.

I am SO making this. I may even photograph it, just to make you lust.

Insomnia bites. Couple that with cabin fever and you get a wild woman.

I am, no matter what else happens this week, going to the employment agency. I have got to get a real job where I get up and GO to it each day.

The job I have now would not be so bad were it not for the wage, or lack thereof. *grins*
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Oh, I am so sad. I have been living in a void the last few days and I did not know that Roy of Siegfried and Roy had been mauled by one of his tigers.

Those guys are part of our culture, our lives.

I pray for his healing.

For comments left in my blog?

I had a entry many months ago about labia reduction surgery.

In the comments, which grew like wildfire, someone posted their comment at a certain doctor.

Now I have received this:

Please remove the libelous comments contained in The comments about *doctor name* are completely untrue, misleading, unfair, and harmful to the image of our OB/GYN office. We have a beautiful, clean office with physicians and staff who behave professionally at all times. We do not have a “weird doctor.” We have had thousands of very satisfied patients and excellent results after cosmetic surgery.

I hope this matter can be taken care of amicably and expeditiously.

Thank you.

So, what should I do? Original Comment Below
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Yeah, I am a few days late.
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I am trying really hard not to beat myself up right now.

I get into panic mode… stuff like “OMG, I have lived here a month already and this has not happened or that has not been done".

I wish I knew how to think positively, or glass half fully, instead of everything being in the crapper.
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Princess Paisley Sparkle

In my never-ending quest to learn how to keep a tidy living space, I decided to investigate Swiffers once more.

As you know, I hate Swiffer Dusters.

But the whole Swiffer Wet thing intrigued me. Well, what do I find out today? You can buy one of the regular Swiffer duster thingies and use WET cloths on it.

No one told me that! I have been suffering alone.

I hate Wednesdays. No, that is not true. I hate my new schedule.

I have Tuesdays and Thursdays off. It bites. I so need to get another job. I have been working in the 9-5 world for too many years, and I like my two days in a row off.

Oh, but today at work was fun, I had a woman older than I am “tell” on me. She actually said that. “I told on you!” I nearly fell over.

Then, when I confronted her about it, she said “Well, if the boss had not called me right then to talk to me, I would not have done it".

FFS! (my new favorite acronym, means For Fuck’s Sake) We are all grown-ups. If you did not understand something I said, then ask! Her excuse? “I took what you said personally". Well, wah, wah, wah.

People and Me? We do not get along so well.