A 2 year old has survived being left alone, living on raw pasta, mustard and ketchup after her mother did not bother to tell anyone about her.

The mother was thrown in jail and DID NOT TELL ANYONE her baby was alone.

I have no words for the fury I feel.

This is fucked up.

A US rock band say they will allow an onstage suicide to be conducted during a private concert in defiance of laws specially passed to stop it.

Very fucked up.

I agree with assisted suicide, but making it into an entertainment event? These guys apparently disagree with Florida’s laws. Hmmm. Try getting people to VOTE asshats.

I had heard of the Hanky Code for determining sexual orientation and fetishes, but this is my first glimpse at the Christian Hanky Code.

Harumph. I am so jealous.

This girl I know just got hired as the personal assistant to a big rock and roll star.

I am so happy for her, but damn, I wish it was me.

*sad*

I kept reading and rereading to make sure it was right. So young.

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That’s how long it has been since this kidney stone fiasco started.

It still has not passed, I just took two vicodins.

WHEN???????

Apartment Ratings. com!

I wish I had known about this site before I moved.

I have gone back in and rated the apartments I have lived in. I wish everyone would. This kind of grass-roots consumer based rating system floats my boat.

A Nigerian court has overturned the ruling that Amina Lawal must be buried up to her neck and stoned to death.

Thank God.

I cannot believe we live in a world where such things are even considered.

Tonight was the season opener for Law and Order.

(I missed the one for L&O SVU because they switched nights on me.)

First, I think Sam Waterston is hot. But tonight, when he was shown getting off his motorcycle, with his hair even more grey than before, I thought I had died and gone to Sam Waterston heaven.

Me-ow.

That should tide me over until I get my Vincent D’Onofrio fix on Sunday with the season premiere of Law and Order, Criminal Intent.

Bong-bong! (that is the opening noise, not a drug reference)

If you have a Michaels near you, I recommend you run there and snap up some of their Pumpkin candles. The scent is to die for and they are only $1!

Truly scrumptious.

It amazes me how much the standard of what is sexy and what is a beautiful body has changed through the years. Take this vintage picture from the 20s.

Contains Nudity

I think she is perfectly lovely, but today, she would be fat. Such a shame.

In the latest FedEx commercial, a new “executive” is being shown by an office manager type how to send a package, saying it is easy, anyone can do it.

As per my experience, the “executive” does not want to do it, protesting “I have an MBA!”

Saucy office manager type says something to the effect of “Oh, you do? I WILL have to show you then".

LOVE it.

Does anyone have a clue where on my hard drive I would find the file with my Mozilla Bookmarks?

I cannot seem to find it, and I would like to back it up.

This one is called “Retro Dollie”

Feel free to choose it from the sidebar!

To advertise their latest “Pain In The Butt” workout, Bally’s uses whips.

View the commercial.

Mary Carey - Adult Film Entertainer
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Here’s the scoop:

October 5, 8-10 PM
(check your local listings, I know here in Mountain Time things get a little wonky)

The designers will be: Laurie and Doug. Man, I wish it was Vern and Laurie.

It is $50K per designer, and both Amy Wynn and Ty (scrumptious Ty) will be carpentering.

I do not know anything else right now, so mark your calendars!

I just had one of these. Isn’t it so cute? The jelly beans are eggs!

Yeah, I am working, yeah, I am bored. So what? Just look at the candy and go “oooh, ahhh” okay?

I was over at Christine’s and she was flashing back about perfumes.

The first scent that I can recall wearing was Musk Oil. (that does not date me or anything)

For many years, I used Skin Musk. It was the muskiest of the musks available as I recall.

Today, my signature scent is Shalimar. I love it. I never grow tired of it and I think I like it because it is a classic.

My second favorite is Must de Cartier. That would be my signature, except it is so very expensive.

Anything else turns on me and ends up smelling like PlayDoh.

I love my bondage fantasy as much as the next girl, but the bedroom Doug Wilson did last night was WAAAAAAAY over the top.

Sadly, there are no Before/After pictures yet on TLC.com, but it can be described in two words: Death Row.

There were bars on the windows, a prison mural on the wall behind bars. It was so morbid. It was a master bedroom. And he used toilets as a bench!

Wow.

I am looking for to their $100,000 episode though… have you heard about that!!!

The Greenpeace crew trying to change the Icelandic government’s mind about resuming commercial whaling has a blog!

I am following this avidly, as I believe Iceland is one of the most fantastic places on earth.

Saw Beyonce on the Oprah show today. (side note: Does one really need to say “the Oprah show” anymore? Is it better to just say “on Oprah". I wonder) Then, I saw an article where Beyonce is saying that she is tired of the whole “booty” thing. Allegedly, “bootylicious” is apparently in the dictionary now, although I do not find in Merriam-Webster.

She complains:

“But now everywhere I go, everybody is saying, ‘booty-this’ and ‘booty-that’ and it’s really irritating.”

Yeah. And that’s why the star of your latest video “Crazy In Love” is your ass.

That’s why on Oprah today, you gave a booty shaking lesson.

*sigh*

A spider web, covered with early morning water drops, illustrates the beginning of autumn weather in Switzerland. STEFFEN SCHMIDT, AP

Yay! It’s back! And as soon as I am done writing my thoughts, I will be racing to read Jennifer’s! You should too!

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It’s funny. I am in the transition between looking back on the last couple of years with horror, and looking at them as one of the greatest gifts I have received in my life.

While I am still working through some of the stuff with my sister, and the pain and betrayal related to that, I am starting to be able to look at the sum of the experiences and see how much they have moved me forward.
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It’s important to make sure your poodles are ready for hurricanes!

“Mike Askew works to get life jackets on his poodles Tino, front, and Romeo, Wednesday, September 17, 2003, at his oceanfront home in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Askew was trying to keep the dogs safe from the approaching high ocean waters as he packed his house to evacuate in advance of Hurricane Isabel.”

Wow. Today was the first show of Dr. Phil’s year-long committment to helping a family in crisis.

I admire the bravery of this family, but it seems to me the only one in touch with reality is the youngest child, a 12-year old daughter.
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Damnit, how long is it going to take for this kidney stone to get through me?

I just took a 2nd Vicodin, not something I normally do, but OW! I hurt!

It’s a dangerous object apparently.

Did you know that someone was awarded $12.3 million for trying to slide on it while intoxicated and she became paralyzed?

And now the makers are suing the production company of the makers of Dickie Roberts for showing the product a) being used unsafely and against all instructions and b) for using the product without permission.

I don’t make this stuff up, no matter how outlandish it may seem. This came from Fox News.

Oooh, I cannot wait for a special occasion so I have an excuse to try this restaurant in Manitou Springs!

It’s called Mona Lisa Fondue. It says it is a “four course experience".

The Seafood Entree is the one that has me intrigued:

Try the freshest Rockport Lobster tail, Yellow Fin Tuna, Chesapeake Bay Scallops, Large Gulf Tiger Shrimp, and Atlantic Salmon; prepared for grilling at your table and served with over six gourmet dipping sauces.

Although, the Chocolate Fondue dessert is making my mouth water, even as we speak!

Our finest chocolates, warmed and perfectly blended to smoothly accompany a variety of freshly baked cakes, cookies, marshmallows and fresh fruit.

Hmmm. *grabs calendar to find a reason to go*

Remember 5.25 discs?

Remember the sleeves????

I especially remember this one, from when I worked there.

Go take a stroll down memory lane.

I lust for words.

Does anyone know if there is any kind of plug-in or link or something that I could use to get a new word each day on my blog?

Yes, I am lazy as well, so I want it to happen automatically.

Anyone?

R. Kelly is the winner of my Asinine Quote of the Day award.

In case you did not know, R. Kelly is a singer, who has been indicted on charges of child pornography. He is free on bond awaiting trial.

In reference to his being criticized, he said:

Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.

*snort* Too bad bond cannot be revoked for stupidity.

Here is the full quote:

“People can say whatever they want about you without knowing the facts,” Kelly tells Blender magazine in its October issue. “They can criticize you without even knowing you, and hate you when they don’t even know you. All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.”

source: Rocky Mountain News

Pain meds make me creative.

So, I threw together a simple new skin.

To select it, either go to “Choose a Skin” in the sidebar, or simply hit “See Default Skin".

Denis Ryan from Quebec!

What award? Asshat of the MONTH!

He snatched a baby bear cub from it’s mother, ran over it with his jet ski in an effort to wear it out, and then, he held it’s head underwater.

Why? He wanted to keep it for a while and then see if it would return to visit.

Read the full story of the brainless phuckwit here.

Well congratulations Day-vid!

He’s going to be a daddy!

Well, I guess if she could sing, she would not have to pose like this in Rolling Stone.

She might as well just do Playboy and get it over with.

*sigh*

Sitcom Star John Ritter Collapses on Set, Dies

I am just in shock. Total and complete shock.

*sad*

and I need to use the loo.

(discussions of bodily functions follow)
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Her very own tiara.

*giggles*

Well, last night I had my first ride in an ambulance.

At about 2 am, I was suddenly struck with enormous pain. I did not have a clue what was wrong, but it felt like an organ exploded.
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Christian Bale has been selected to play Batman in the newest Batman flick!

Not sure who he is? Click here for Pic.

He is such a good (and underrated, imnsho) actor.
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An Egyptian Lawyer is planning to sue the all the Jews in the world for the gold they plundered during their escape from Pharoah, using passages in the Bible as his proof.

How do these even get filed? If was the lawsuit filing secretary or whatever, I would tear this up in front of his eyes.

Story found at Yahoo.news.

The media is making a very big deal about Demi Moore, age 40, dating Ashton Kutcher, age 25.

Wonder why they virtually ignored the fact that Sandra Bullock, age 39, has been dating Ryan Gosling, now age 22, for months? Well, I guess they broke up now, but still?

It’s a larger age difference. These things just make me wonder and wonder.

Opening the door to scores of Sept. 11 lawsuits against the aviation industry, a judge concluded Tuesday that the hijacking and crashing of a jetliner was a “foreseeable risk.”

Not really sure how I feel about this. The timing of the story sucks, or is very calculated, one or the other.

I guess I am naive/ignorant/in the dark, but I do not think I realized that the federal victims compensation fund was established to help the families of the victims and protect the airline industry.

I need to sleep on this and mull it over.

I had to take my dog Paisley to the vet today. She had to get steroid shots, and have her anal glands expressed, she is just a mess. Damn allergies.

The cute part was when the doctor was working on her, she got very relaxed and laid down and went to sleep! I was LMAO! The doctor is checking her heart and lungs and getting her temp, and Paisley is just laying there, without a care in the world.

She has such a sweet spirit. I wish she did not itch so much.

Maybe I have been watching too much Nip/Tuck, but I had the hottest dream of my life last night.

My costar? Julian McMahon.

In RL, he is a modelizer, methinks, so that would leave me out, but he is welcome in my dreams ANY time.

Oh my gosh!

I think I have died and gone to heaven!

Scrabblog!

Thanks, Jennifer!

Thank you for sharing what you loved to do with all of us.

Taking a cue from Christine, who is serving up tasting servings of Heath Ledger, I feel I must contribute some Brendan to the mix.

My contemporaries, our feelings and sensitivities were forged on the battlefields of Vietnam, where we heard the garbage and the lies, and we saw the sacrifice,” said Zinni, who was severely wounded while serving as an infantry officer in that conflict. “I ask you, is it happening again?”

*raises hand to vote yes*

I got this yesterday.

Clearance sale at Target. $15.

I have been wanting one FOREVER.

Cross-cutting mechanism shreds documents into unreadable particles
Shredding capacity: Up to 5 sheets (standard letter size) per single pass
Shredding size: 1/6″ x 1-1/2″ particles
Entry width: 9″ opening
Control buttons: Forward / Reverse / Clear
Auto Sensor: shred cycle starts/stops automatically
Integrated waste basket with see-through window
AC operated
Bin full indicator

I had a friend in Oregon who had his identity stolen and it is NOT a fun thing.

I am so inspired by Scott and Kim’s success in their quest for healthier bodies, I am going to go get me a scale.

Yes, I belong to WeightWatchers online, and I find that if you do not have a scale, it is really hard to track your weight.

D’oh.

But I know I have lost weight since the move and this is largely due to the fact that I do not have a microwave. I decided when I moved that I was not going to buy one, since all that Lean Cuisine crap tastes like eating raw chemicals, and there is such a small selection that contains no meat.

But since I am so used to instant-gratification food, I am struggling to remember how/what to cook. So, I am going hungry. LOL.

Last night’s dinner? An avocado. Heh. So, if you have any ideas for cooking for one, please feel free to let me know. Oh yeah, no meat.

So, what DOES one do when one gets a random person emailing you asking you for your picture?

Well, first he wanted to know if “one girl” was real, and now he wants my picture.

And he sent it from his work!

What to do, what to do.

Wow, I just got my first Colorado phone bill today.

There is a charge of $9.32 for Federal Access Charge.

This is the explanation of that charge:

Federal Access Charge: The Customer Access Line Charge, is a charge proposed and authorized by the Federal Communications Commission, for providing access to and maintenance of the local network.

I have never seen anything like that before. I am very confused. I pay my phone company for my line AND I pay the government for my line?

I think I am pissed.

I will go to a teenage disco, have a drink, and strut my stuff.

And maybe, they will call the cops on me like they did this woman.

Party On Girl! Happy 80th Birthday!

On the other hand, I do feel bad because it probably scared him a lot.

I had someone throw an egg at me once when I was riding my bike, it was just a randon drive-by egging, but it hurt like hell and made me cry.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel for Survivor Contestants?

Check out The Smoking Gun!

*prays to have the strength to NOT watch Survivor this time*

I love it when I find a new blog to love.

This one hooked me with it’s blast of “girl truth” – you know, one of those things that only girls understand?

Why do we all put our underpants on the bottom of the clothes pile at the gynecologist? I mean, they’re going to be looking headlong at our cooch. Would it really be all that bad if they saw our underwear?

Isn’t that the truth? I’ve been known to stuff them in my purse. ROTFL

Okay, run along now, and check out Piehole.

Today, finally, my washer and dryer arrived. Yay! So, I have already done a load of towels and I am happy! *bounce*

The other good news is that I found Diet Squirt here. *flops* I have looked for that all over the place in L.A.

Now, if only I did not have to work today. *sulk*

Now I know everyone who is Pro-Life is not this militant, but abortion doctor killer Paul Hill is bragging that he expects a great reward in heaven.

I will be glad to read that he has left the planet. It just reminds me that as we go chasing and rehabilitating other countries, that there is a lot here that could be dealt with as well.

His actions are just as insane as the actions of the 9-11 hijackers, thinking they will be getting rewards from their “god” for killing people.

Rot in hell.

I don’t get this guy.

So, he is going to stay in a plexiglass box, 7x7x3 over the River Thames for 44 days.

No food, just one tube for water, one tube for urine. He does get to take diapers (ewwwwwww), a journal, pens, lip balm, a pillow and a pad to lie on.

No communication either.

And people will be glued to this for 44 days?

Me no understand.