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December

  • Singing in the shower.
  • So Wal-Mart is the parent?
  • Cigarette smoke bugs me.
  • Pink.Tree.
  • Homeland Security Humor
  • Yay for Canada!
  • Dissing Women
  • Pink Christmas Tree = Blasphemy
  • My Holiday CD
  • Happy Hanukkah
  • My email to Santa
  • Note to self
  • Pat Tillman
  • Fuck-Up Day
  • Lying in bed, crying.
  • Ashlee Simpson
  • Twelve Stabbed in Latest China School Attack
  • Virgin Planet
  • Happy Birthday, Brendan!
  • When bad things happen to good dogs.
  • I’m apparently a big liarhead
  • Ewww, don’t tell me that!
  • Washing My Face
  • Remembering

November

  • Netherlands Euthanizes Babies
  • Vincent is not doing so well.
  • Will Kemp! The Hot Dancing Gap Guy!
  • Happy Belated Birthday, Easy!
  • Those Repubs Need to Smoke a Joint
  • Julia Spawns
  • Book-Cover-Don’t Judge
  • Depression Remedy
  • Meh. Depression.
  • Drunk Sister
  • Nakkie Girl!
  • Being Alone
  • Josh Groban Concert
  • Peeps
  • Vincent is Home
  • Virgin Mary
  • Remembering
  • Boycott Victoria’s Secret
  • Greeting Card Humor
  • Amazing Race
  • Pimping the Edge
  • Bush Chokes His Chicken.
  • The Password
  • Vincent got to go home.
  • Password Protected Post.
  • Sexiest Man 2004
  • My Own 404 page.
  • I’m Being Stalked!
  • Alexander the Bi?
  • I wrote a mean letter.
  • I know right where that is!
  • Strangers in the night…
  • No boys dressed like girls!
  • I-69
  • Pray for my Vincent
  • Prayers
  • Gilmore Girls!
  • Sick Day
  • Red Fern! Dave Matthews!
  • PHP > Sex
  • Bloggers = Power
  • Me? Blacklist?
  • Good Night.
  • Christian Dollar Store
  • Remember Jesus?
  • Oolong the Bunny
  • Last Night’s Dream
  • Dear CSI
  • About Rori
  • My Vincent Fainted!
  • Remember
  • The First Drink out of a Cocktube
  • *sigh* John
  • Funny Dog
  • Drilling Alaska
  • They voted Bush, but still want to fuck whores.
  • No Birth Control Pills for YOU, you slut!
  • Evolution Battle
  • Lust for Tom Hanks
  • Design in Progress
  • Keesa
  • MT to WP complete.
  • I Love Finding a New Blog
  • Stepping Forward
  • Online speak collides in the workplace
  • Focusing on the Positive
  • And the Shrub says:
  • I am Devastated.
  • To the bitch upstairs
  • Yay! Amendment 35 looks to pass
  • Zogby Calls It
  • I voted
  • Funny Google
  • Brrrrrrr
  • Gmail.
  • Move Along, Move Along

October

  • I sure hate myself some days.
  • I saw this icon…
  • Happy Halloween!
  • My mind is made up.
  • Afraid to change mt.cfg
  • Mortification.
  • For Fuck’s Sake
  • I’ll be moving soon.
  • CNN = teh STUPID about Deaf People.
  • Donut
  • HELP ME PLEASE
  • I love where I live
  • Spam Clickers - consider yourselves warned
  • I get the one with the Sashimi!
  • OMG, they are going to die!!!!!!!!!
  • Britney is a twit
  • Fuckedy Fuck Fuck
  • Because I know you care.
  • Run, don’t walk, then download and watch
  • Fashion?
  • Kerry Pwned.
  • Update on the car.
  • Deja Vu
  • Pain bites big weiners
  • Pimping an LJ Icon maker.
  • Goodbye
  • Vincent D’Onofrio
  • Me.
  • Later that same day
  • Birthdays
  • Bitch in SUV
  • Such sadness
  • Happy Dance
  • If you are using a rotary phone…
  • Please Baby Go All The Way
  • Portia! No!
  • CD Players rock
  • Sunday - not the Fun Day.
  • Dave Matthews News
  • Did I mention I got a new car?

September

  • Reads and giggles
  • And ABC News REALLY fucks up.
  • Some good stuff, some bad stuff
  • Excellent Op/Ed about why absentee voting is not so good.
  • Terminator strikes again
  • I Wanna Sex You Up…
  • Re-enlist or get Deployed to Iraq!
  • Logic I cannot understand
  • and the times, they are a-changin’
  • Gossiping like a real Hollywood Bitch
  • CBS? WTF?
  • New Bumper Sticker
  • Oregon says NO NADER
  • Bush, what a turd
  • Swaggart deserves a pole up his ass.
  • America needs to help.
  • My Boobies.
  • Help with a quote?
  • Message from Stepfather
  • Do you hate Hummers?
  • Okay, you have been warned.
  • People. People in Parking Lots.
  • Warning.
  • For the LOVE of God, people!
  • Why I will vote yes on Amendent 36 (Colorado)
  • National Security
  • Those Free iPods…
  • Quote about conservatives
  • Election Protection
  • Rori says… OH YEAH MILLA!
  • Quite possible, the phrase I despise the most.
  • Oh.My.God.
  • Bitch Has Word says it so good…
  • Terminator does away with Necrophilia.
  • Trading Spaces - NYC
  • bush
  • Turducken
  • God Bless America.
  • Think.
  • Good news, and stupid cheney news
  • Bah.
  • Risky Business
  • Oh George… when will you learn to talk?
  • Oh Dick, Your Arrogance is SCARY
  • Terrorism - defined.
  • Love 4-day weekends
  • Oy, the dreams.
  • Remiss at comments
  • Trading Spaces - Kia
  • Thanks Cynical Cyn!
  • Tiny Victims of Desert Storm
  • I am such a wild woman.
  • Own it, or not.
  • In the nose, and out the mouth.
  • Congratulations Brendan and Afton

August

  • Psycho Sister
  • Dave Matthews Band offers up DNA
  • *sad*
  • Skin Change
  • DMB makes a statement
  • In my skin
  • Get Your War On
  • Possibly my most controversial post ever.
  • Good News for Pro-Choice
  • Bush’s record
  • Saddest Dog Story I ever heard
  • Bush is a thief
  • ROTFL @ the latest spam.
  • First time I REALLY got in trouble
  • Some republican bloggers are such asses.
  • I had so much to say.
  • This photo concerns me.
  • Food! Stat!
  • Some quotes to make you smile
  • Things that are pissing me off
  • Aldo, Aldo, Aldo.
  • Anger
  • Joni Rules!
  • Text Align is my nemesis.
  • Hey Braff Lovers…
  • Dave Matthews Band/Dale Earnhardt Jr
  • Door Knocks
  • John Mellencamp
  • Another Reason To Remove the Weed from the White House
  • I like James Patterson…
  • Teary day.
  • Goodbye, Rick.
  • Bushism
  • Bush Signs Bill With $25B More for Wars
  • Heh.
  • The Vote for Change Tour
  • I NEEEEEEEED this.
  • New Bebe!
  • Word Soup
  • Ouchie! Blah.

July

  • The Case Against George W. Bush
  • Vulva Scrubbing
  • Dear Jenna Jameson…
  • Bitchy Bumper Stickers
  • Poodles
  • I am Pro-Choice… but this?
  • Do you swallow?
  • Nip/Tuck
  • Crying
  • Pass It On
  • Just a silly joke.
  • Want Boobs? Join the Army!
  • My ex-husband’s birthday
  • You know what I don’t get?
  • Strangers in the Night
  • Yay, a big Dave Matthews Concert
  • Oooh, a jack-off palace!
  • I Pity Californians
  • White Knuckling
  • Freaking Asshat Bishop
  • Oh yeah. HAPPY BASTILLE DAY!
  • YAY!
  • One of my main reasons for hating Bush
  • Yanno? What’s that site?
  • I Love John.
  • Yeah, Let’s move the election.
  • Dave Matthews Lyrics
  • Low Carb Mania
  • This just in!
  • Breastages
  • Just For Matt, the comment troll.
  • Bush talks out of his neck. Again.
  • Fights.
  • Yay Steppenwolf!
  • Just another reason to vote for Kerry.
  • Comments Confusion
  • Mystic River
  • Libtery and Justice FOR ALL.

June

  • Light Up The Sky
  • Poopies.
  • Jermajesty?
  • She Pees!
  • Can you say CONFLICT OF INTEREST?
  • Save a Catfish
  • Pimp That Blog
  • A Pro-Conservative Position.
  • Thursday. Thirsty.
  • Oh yeah.
  • Nip/Tuck
  • Happy Solstice!
  • Bush Quote
  • Grrrrrrr. Comments are fucked up.
  • Want to get rid of George W. Bush?
  • My TV is possessed.
  • So, what about you?
  • Nightmares
  • Is this C**T kidding me?
  • SPAM! FUCK!
  • Democrats!
  • Harry Potter Love
  • The Great Communicator?
  • Toxic Powder Poisons Russian Troops
  • Foot thingies.
  • $400 million Friday!
  • The Murderer speaks… again.
  • Day of Mourning.
  • Because I can never pass up a good meme
  • Will Ferrell Video
  • Okay, I was not pissed, now I am.
  • Teeheehee
  • Wombat
  • HOLY MOLY!
  • Monday Musings
  • Blogathon?
  • Patriot Act in Action
  • Polar Bears are poisoned
  • Pimpin’
  • Heh.
  • Wayne Newton
  • Hi Honey, it’s me!
  • Bushy Humor
  • Madonna
  • *faints*

May

  • Nerves
  • Transsexuality
  • Dr Phil
  • Ex-Husband Nightmare
  • Note To Self
  • Layoff-Schmayoff
  • Why, Ty, WHY?
  • Things that make you go WTF?
  • Michael Moore gets the big prize
  • Oz Never Did Give Nothing…
  • 5ive Minute Story
  • Yay Vermont
  • With nothing but a t-shirt on…
  • YAY!
  • Gorge on Dave!
  • Kurt Halsey Frederiksen
  • I am sleepy
  • Hello Darkness, my old…
  • YAY!
  • Doug and Hildi
  • Yikes
  • Bunnysutra
  • Yes, I’d like some cheese with my whine
  • Buy a Book!
  • Playmate of the Year
  • Snow!
  • Frasier Crane - RIP
  • Hump.
  • S’hyeah right
  • Survivor
  • Sailormongering - WTF?
  • My Mountain
  • Such an idiot
  • Here’s one to think about.
  • Survivor
  • Wow.
  • Yvonne
  • Rambling.
  • Happy Birthday Paisley
  • Pondering daughterhood

April

  • In the interest of public service…
  • Filled with shame and sadness..
  • Gum dreams.
  • Move On
  • 50 Worst Songs
  • Disappointment
  • *yawn*
  • Holy Shit.
  • Survivor
  • Stunning Article
  • Holy Cats!
  • Happy Earth Day!
  • Apprentice Afterthoughts
  • Trading Spaces Home Free
  • Random Coolness
  • “We are Sorry Our President is an Idiot”
  • Coming?
  • Another day…
  • My Hero, My President
  • Apprentice - One Episode Left
  • I just want to kick a Christian
  • Survivor
  • FINALLY! Custom-fit condoms
  • Some people should just die.
  • A first for me
  • I swear I am missing some girl genes.
  • Heh.
  • POW Bracelet
  • Pledge of Allegiance
  • I love UNscientific polls
  • Joan of Arcadia
  • Could someone explain this?
  • One step closer…
  • I wish I had said this.
  • Bob Dylan
  • Apprentice
  • Survivor

March

  • New Toy!
  • Just some funniness
  • Chernobyl
  • Don’t ask how I found this…
  • Nine Naked Men…
  • Ew, just Ewwwwwwww
  • Unadorned Labia is the LAW
  • Finally.
  • God, Bipolar.
  • “Great Summer to be a Democrat”
  • No Survivor Comments
  • Sweet Inspiration
  • *weeps*
  • My new title
  • HR3799
  • Rawr!
  • Heinous, but not murder
  • Apprentice
  • Survivor
  • 14 and Horny
  • Preparation
  • Whew Nervous
  • Rori
  • Martha
  • The F-Bomb
  • Omarosa the next morning
  • Survivor
  • Apprentice
  • Musica Por Favor!
  • Carpet Steam Cleaners?
  • Nightmares.

February

  • Sean Penn
  • ROTFL
  • 0.0
  • Nakkie Bed
  • Survivor RUMOR
  • Survivor
  • Heard on the Radio Just Now
  • Apprentice
  • A personal entry
  • Penis Song
  • Trudeau offers $10k for Bush Proof
  • HELP! MAJOR HELP!
  • Brendan on Scrubs
  • Red Means You Can’t Fly
  • Two Thumbs Down
  • US Soldier Asking for Refugee Status in Canada
  • Yanno.
  • Bunny!Spank
  • Music Guide
  • Oooh, Schwarzenegger says….
  • Survivor
  • Do You Believe in Angels?
  • Apprentice
  • Giving Proper Credit
  • Dear Furniture Dept Manager
  • Bush Yoga
  • Goodbye Madge.
  • 12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society
  • Find These Boobs!
  • My Fortune
  • Is it almost Fat Tuesday?
  • Music While You Read
  • Trying to find a book title
  • Whites Only Scholarship
  • Romance Lost
  • Trading Spaces
  • Welcome Home Soldiers.
  • Prepare for Terrorism
  • GAAAAAAAAAA
  • Heh
  • Give it a rest, Bush.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day
  • Ooh, I got tag teamed…
  • Enough.
  • It’s Cold
  • Survivor
  • Mel, Mel, Mel.
  • SPAM!
  • Apprentice
  • Democracy in Action
  • Wow, Hostile Takeover
  • Hello Insomnia…
  • Smoke Screen
  • Throw Rocks at Boys!
  • This Rocks.
  • Help Me Decide
  • Not Shown On TV…
  • Bush Disses Deaf America
  • Bush’s Journal
  • Green Pepper Sauce
  • Chip, Chip, Chip Away at Roe v Wade
  • Meet The Press
  • Woot! A meme.
  • yay! Congratulations Dooce!
  • Survivor 2-6
  • Bush Conspiracy Generator
  • Budget Yoga
  • Bush Deeply Troubled.
  • Woot.
  • Kenya
  • WHAT THE HELL?
  • HELP!
  • Why an orange alert?
  • Happy Dance! Dave will be at the Grammys!
  • Woot! A tagline!
  • DOOCE!
  • Dear FCC
  • Stunt My Ass.
  • Survivor
  • Ow.

January

  • One Girl Overflows
  • Subscribe To Comments Added
  • Asshat of Year (so far)
  • A Fine Batman
  • Fuck You Florida
  • & Lust.
  • I Love You, but….
  • I’m Drawing a Line in the Sand
  • Blog Love
  • Just Say No to the Patriot Act
  • Nightmares
  • Globes=Boring
  • 5ive Minute Story
  • Bad Memory
  • Fashion or Torture
  • My Golden Globe Hopes.
  • The Heathen Checks In
  • A Book I Want
  • MT stuff changed today
  • Apprentice News
  • Goodbye Captain!
  • Don’t drink water…
  • It IS January, right?
  • *stunned*
  • Berlin Reunited
  • Manic Monday
  • Note to myself
  • Just a weird entry
  • Are you left-handed?
  • Syndicated on LiveJournal
  • Bush Ignores WHO
  • Rickie did a survey
  • Happy Enormous Penis!
  • Sexy Men
  • Ass Kickin’
  • Apprentice #2
  • Firda rules.
  • Apprentice - Week 1
  • My demeanor
  • Drug Ads
  • Holy Hell.
  • Okay, I am a dork
  • Oh yeah Baby
  • Levi’s closes last US Plants
  • Two True Originals
  • New Baby!
  • Thinking of You, Mom
  • Day 2 of job
  • Actual Mapquest Results
  • This may seem insensitive…
  • Yay and Panics
  • Happy New Year
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