My real last name is clearly German-ish/Russian-ish/Jew-ish.
Growing up, I often encountered prejudice, being called a kike, and having my second grade teacher (you out there Mrs. Kingsmore of Lincoln Elementary School in Burbank, California?) say to me:
I am surprised your mother’s parents let her marry a Jew and have children.
Later in life, I told my stepmother about this and she said:
I just do not see how that could have happened. It never happened to Princess and Mr. StickUpHisAss.
Yeah. Right. I make this shit up for my health. Why not just say “Rori, you are a big LIARHEAD!”
p.s. I think this is first time I have ever spoken of my brother, Mr. StickUpHisAss. I am sure he would be pleased to meet you.