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I’m apparently a big liarhead

My real last name is clearly German-ish/Russian-ish/Jew-ish.

Growing up, I often encountered prejudice, being called a kike, and having my second grade teacher (you out there Mrs. Kingsmore of Lincoln Elementary School in Burbank, California?) say to me:

I am surprised your mother’s parents let her marry a Jew and have children.

Nice, eh?

Later in life, I told my stepmother about this and she said:

I just do not see how that could have happened. It never happened to Princess and Mr. StickUpHisAss.

Yeah. Right. I make this shit up for my health. Why not just say “Rori, you are a big LIARHEAD!”

p.s. I think this is first time I have ever spoken of my brother, Mr. StickUpHisAss. I am sure he would be pleased to meet you.

This entry was posted on Thursday, December 2nd, 2004 at 12:43 pm and is filed under Rant. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to 'I’m apparently a big liarhead'

  1. Edge Says:
    December 2nd, 2004 at 1:26 pm

    I think StickUpHisAss sounds kind of stiffish

  2. Prncss Says:
    December 4th, 2004 at 9:37 am

    He is Mr. STickUpHisAss and his wife is Mrs. StickUpHerAss! Do you know in the 19 years I have lived away from home, I have never received a phonecall or card from them? Oh well, at least we have eachother :-)

  3. Rori Says:
    December 4th, 2004 at 11:08 am

    *clings to Princess*


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