Ewww, don’t tell me that!
I saw this topic at Snidget’s, about things we do not need to hear from our co-workers.
These are mine. Every single one of these are TRUE and I did not even change their NAMES! Because I am ballsy like that.
#1
Fran: “I have this really big pimple like thing on the inside of my labia”
Me: O__O
#2
Jan: “Um, I was wondering if you could come over tonight and give my husband a blow-job, because he is getting a vasectomy tomorrow, and I really hate giving him blowjobs, so I thought maybe you would do it?”
Me: O__O
#3
Laurie: “Do you think this means anything? My vaginal discharge is dark green".
Me: O__O
December 1st, 2004 at 9:48 pm
dark green?
um, ew?
December 1st, 2004 at 11:58 pm
gross! that was a buzz kill-thanks sista!
December 1st, 2004 at 11:59 pm
No that I am buzzed except on my nightly benadryl
. BTW, did you watch the Nick and Jessica Special? If you did, I can’t wait to see what your readers say about this one!!! Sorry, I am going off on tangents
December 2nd, 2004 at 12:21 am
now this is me: O_O
LOL
Thanks for the help with the spam thing!
December 2nd, 2004 at 4:58 pm
1. pop it and leave me the fuck alone, or you could dab some alchol on it, eiether way leve me alone.
2.If your husband pays me enough i might consider it, but seeing as how he has already told me blow jobs are not my strong point , i shall have to pass, give him some lotions some kleenex and tell him to think of me.
3. dude the HAVE cream for that.
December 3rd, 2004 at 11:07 am
A sure fire way to prevent future eavesdropping…
December 3rd, 2004 at 8:48 pm
I was not eavesdropping, that is the scary thing.