Go here to read a great article written by Ron Reagan.
And since I am in a bitchy mood, I am not going to approve any comments that attack Ron Reagan personally, since he addresses that in the article.
Deal with it.
So, I was in the loo, and there was a chick in the next loo.
I was doing my thing and then I realized I had heard her flush, and stand up. Okay, that’s cool.
But then she sat back down, pulled out a wad of TP, spread her legs and started SCRUBBING that girl with that TP.
I mean it wasn’t just a wipe… it was scary vulva abuse, and I did not like it.
Please quit spamming my fucking blog comments.
Love,
Rori
Nicked from a friend on LJ, savil32
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pick the one that best describes you and put it in the comments.
Or, just fall over laughing.
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I am glad my dog is black, so I am never tempted to do this:
This is beyond the pale.
I cannot believe Planned Parenthood actually thinks this is a good idea.
(nicked from a really cute scottish girl who has lots of sex)
Well, if your dentist injects something into your mouth and tells you it is okay to swallow it, you might want to ask him if it is s3men.
(spelled funny to discourage spam)
This shocker (and I do mean SHOCKER!) courtesy of the Smoking Gun and the_lady_aurora who told me about it.
Is anyone else watching this season?
Is it GOOD or what?
Last week I sat there sobbing my head off.
And YAY, it is on again tonight.
I can’t stop crying today. Don’t know that is about.
Yes, I do.
There’s so much ugliness and hate in the world. I sometimes get so down just wondering if it will ever get better, or it will only go on getting worse.
I hate the war, I have made no secret of that. I wonder if it has launched us into the brink of WWIII. Now we have people holding countries hostage, and murdering people, innocents, in horrific ways.
I hate how Democrats and Republicans hate each other, it seems like. When did we lose our core? Our connection to one another as human beings? Does blogland allow us to be nastier than we would be in person?
I play on a couple of gaming sites. Some kid sent me a picture of his “alleged” friend immediately after she “allegedly” committed suicide, and called me a fucking idiot for suggesting she should contact an adult two weeks before and so should he if he knew his friend was going to kill herself. It was a disturbing photo, but I doubt it was real. It was sentiment attached.
I am a Pollyanna. I want to believe things can be better. But sometimes I am so scared, I can barely stand it.
With credit to Scott, who posted it first.
“As appropriate today as it was nearly forty years ago. For What It’s Worth”
Buffalo Springfield
There’s something happening here
What it is ain’t exactly clear
There’s a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it’s time we stop, children, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
There’s battle lines being drawn
Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Stop, now, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Stop, children, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ‘’Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'’
When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ‘’God Almighty !'’ shouted Mary and the teacher said, ‘’Very good'’ and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ‘’Who is our Lord and Savior?'’ But Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘’Jesus Christ!'’ shouted Mary and the teacher said, ‘’Very good,'’ and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ‘’What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'’ And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ‘’If you stick that fucking thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!'’
This is posted on every news source, so I am not going to quote any particular one…
The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free – something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.
Practice their fucking skills? When is an army surgeon going to need to do a breast implant in battle?
In an era where the allegations of rape and sexual harrassment in the army are rampant, do we need this?
This is so misogynistic, I cannot help but wonder what the alterior motive is.
So, yeah. He emailed me and made comments about how much I used to like his penis. O.o?
Yeah, it was so memorable. NOT. In fact, I recall it was kinda creepy. It curved sideways.
*shudders with the horror*
Clay Aiken and Avril Lavigne.
Okay, I was thinking about this today.
Was it weird that Frank Sinatra and his daughter sang this song?
If you want to read the lyrics, you can go to this site I found. While I appreciate the lyrics, the picture looks like snipped pr0n.
This is a shameless plug for a band I not only adore for their music, I adore them for all that they do to give back to the world.
We are pleased to announce a special Dave Matthews Band performance on Sunday, September 12, 2004 at the Polo Fields in Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, CA. The concert, that will benefit several Bay Area charities, is being presented by Budweiser True Music Fest and produced by Another Planet Entertainment.
Tickets to this event will be General Admission and free of charge, and you must have a ticket to attend this event. When requesting tickets, you will be responsible for applicable charges including a convenience charge and shipping and handling charges.
Yes, the tickets are free of charge, however when you request them, you will be given the option to make a voluntary donation. The donations will be given to Donations will be given to The Taylor Family Foundation for the 2004 Golden Gate Park Bama Works Fund.
I am going to get a ticket and donate even though I cannot attend. I believe in DMB.
You can sleep in Britney’s Bedroom! The singer’s mother, Lynne, designed a room at the Onyx, in downtown Boston, to look just like the pop singer’s bedroom at her home in Kentwood, La.
Is it just me or is there something twisted about that?
Their esteemed TerminatorGovernor called Democrats “Girlie Men".
“If they don’t have the guts to come up here in front of you and say, ‘I don’t want to represent you, I want to represent those special interests, the unions, the trial lawyers … if they don’t have the guts, I call them girlie men,” Schwarzenegger said to the cheering crowd at a mall food court in Ontario.
I also find it amusing he was mouthing off at a fucking mall food court.
This has been a fucked week.
My psychiatrist’s receptionist was a complete bitch on the phone. WTF is with “some” people in the medical field? They seem to forget WE pay THEM.
I’m lonely. I have not yet had time to get out and play, and find some kindred souls. Hopefully soon, I will not be so fucking tired all the time and things will become more aligned.
Weightwatchers. I am joining online again. In a world of nonsensical diet fads, points make sense to me. I am going to share openly about my progress on here, in spite of having gotten comments like “Oh, no wonder you are a liberal. You are fat".
I am going to call my family to tell them I am not coming home for Thanksgiving. That should be fun. Not. $700 for a few days trip is just not worth it to me.
And besides, not so long ago, I LIVED there and no one gave a fuck, never made an effort to see me, and now that I am $700 away, it’s all like “Oooooooh, we cannot wait to see you". I don’t think so.
So yeah, I am HELLA cranky today, courtesy of bad meds and mania.
Sue me.
Separation of Church and state?
Apparently not at one church here in Colorado.
This bishop is saying that communion should be barred to people who vote for candidates who support gay marriage, are pro-choice, support stem cell research and assisted suicide.
Me? I think it is none of the churches damn business who their parishioners vote for…
*drinks the holy water and sticks the communion wafers on the wall*
The Senate said NO to the constitutional amendment banning gay marriage!
Six republicans came to their senses and voted against it!
But this quote from Sen. Rick Santorum takes the cake:
“I would argue that the future of our country hangs in the balance because the future of marriage hangs in the balance. Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?”
WTF????
Yeah, take THAT terrorists! Sweet suffering fuck. Do these people even think before they open their mouths?
He’s got the logging industry sucking his dick.
While he has 1/2 of America living in complete and utter faithfulness to the “War On Terror", he is busy behind the scenes raping the rest of the nation.
He is trying to make it policy that decisions regarding protected lands be made at the local level. (this is my understanding, flame me if I am wrong)
Specifically, this will affect the Sequoia National Forest, where old, living trees are in danger of being cut down to make roads.
WTF is wrong with this world?
If you want to read the whole article, go here. It’s a registration site. Use Username “everyone” and pass “thepass".
Does anyone know that site where you can go and get a password for any of these sites that require registration?
It was like a rebel movement, one person signs up and then gives the username and password out so we don’t ALL have to sign up to read the Bakersfield Californian?
I Love John.
Have I ever mentioned I love my friend John? Well, I do.
Anyway, I was just talking to him and we were making fun of commercials.
He asked if I had ever seen the commercial for Cialis.
So I started talking in the sultry voice and he said “No, not that part! The part about how if you have a four hour erection, you should see a doctor!”
So, I said “Oh yeah” and was laughing my ass off.
Then he said “The only doctor I would want to see if I had a four hour erection would be a woman doctor".
Heh.
Now I need to find him a book to read while he contemplates what he would actually do with a four hour erection.
to TOMORROW!
That way, Bush will not have time to arrange to have Al Qaeda attack that day.
Jebus.
So, what’s your favorite lyrics?
My favorite snippet is:
The space between
The tears we cry is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more
The space between
The wicked lies we tell to keep us safe from the pain
It makes me remember I am okay.
Need lyrics? Nancies gots ‘em.
I was thinking about this whole Low Carb thing last night.
I have decided it is another diet industry masterminded scheme.
See, now they get to all create a whole new line of…..foods, vitamins, books, etc.
Have you tasted C2? (was going to post a link to their website, but since it crashed my computer, I will spare you). The new LOW CARB Coke. It leaves an oily residual on your tongue.
I saw a commercial last night for Splenda. What the hell is it? “made from sugar” but I cannot find an ingredient list, even on their website. It shows a kid spooning about 2 tablespoons full into a drink. I see a kid with cancer in 10 years.
My sister left a Low Carb Yoplait here last weekend. So, I thought I would try it. Again, that oily, tongue coated with lard taste.
We are stupid stupid consumer sheep.
I’m just sayin’.
Sometimes I wonder if they are worth all the trouble.
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Dear Matt,
I have tried to block your IP. Yet, you keep coming back. The reason I am not approving your comments is because you are nothing but a troll. You do not even post an email address, and you are just coming here to cause arguments.
It has nothing to do with how I feel about what you are posting.
So, don’t let the door hit you in the ass. Go find somewhere else to play.
Have a Bitchen Summer,
Rori
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or anyone else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about anyone else.”
- President Theodore Roosevelt, 1912
In Charleston, a couple who wore a “Love America, Hate Bush” were taken away from the 4th July rally. Taken away in HANDCUFFS. Oh, and they were fired from their job with FEMA.
And Bush had the unmitigated gall to say the following in his speech:
“On this Fourth of July, we confirm our love of freedom, the freedom for people to speak their minds, the freedom for people to worship as they so choose. Free thought, free expression, that’s what we believe.”
MMMkay…wtf?
I always love when my neighbors are fighting.
It’s loud.
Last night, they even managed to make the dishes in my cupboards shake.
I called the cops, rather than going to their door and yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SCUMMY RATBAGS!
Now I feel like I have to hide in case they come after me.
Steppenwolf said NO to Paris Hilton.
She wanted to use the song “Born to be Wild” on her “reality” show, but John Kay of Steppenwolf said no.
“There are certain things even a rock and roller will not stoop to, and this is one of them”
Right on.
While Kerry personally does not support abortion, he still supports a woman’s right to choose.
THIS is the man I want for President. I do not want one who pushes a Christian agenda on the entire country.
And the National Right to Life committee? I refuse to even consider any of their points as long as they continue to refer to pro-choice advocates as “pro-abortion“. Well, that is not true. I refuse to consider any of their points, because who the fuck are they to say what a person does with their life? But I digress.
Vote Kerry. Liberty and justice for all.
Please do not take it personal if you do not see your comments right away.
I have to come in and approve all of them until Blacklist for MT 3.0 is available.
This keeps fucking 
away.
Mr. P3nis Enlarg3ment keeps bombarding me, as does Lolita somebody or another. So, rather than have to delete 99 , I find it easier to approve only the non-spam ones.
Although, I did not approve one asshats today, who spammed about how homosexuality is a choice and people can get cured. It was annoying to see it 10 times.
I finally saw this movie last night.
It was FANTASTIC.
What do you think about the ending?
*spoiler protected*
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Happy 4th, however you celebrate!
Me, I am celebrating with a renewed committment to take back the country and all that it stands for in the next election.
You can find lots of cool bumperstickers like the one above here.
by Patricia Cornwell
Andy Brazil and Judy Hammer story – Defaced Statue and a woman’s murder.
I want to read this one again.