the one that I call Psycho declared to me last night that she is thinking of going back to working on the streets to make more money.
(and when I say working on the streets, think fellatio, etc)
She says this in front of her 11-year old daughter.
And people say I am not nice to call her Psycho.
Well, news flash! She IS!
You are missed, dear Princess.
I absolutely could not take that dark layout for one more minute.
More tweakage on link colors, etc. tomorrow.
Statement from the band:
To the people of Chicago and our fans:
Given comments being made in some of the emails we have received from fans and the comments we have seen in some of the media, we believe it is important to clarify where we stand regarding the bus dumping incident in Chicago.
Read the rest of this entry ?
Do you ever feel itchy in your own skin? Like you just want out? Like if you could just change every single thing right now, it would all be better?
I have no children. But if I did, I swear to God/Buddha/Jose Cuervo and every other higher power, that if they got NOTHING else from me, they would know that they were perfectly imperfect, that they got here with everything they needed, the world was theirs for the taking, and that their world was safe.
If my daughter asked me if she was pretty, I would tell her YES.
Go see them all here.
I was reading an article on Salon.com (which I tend to do every lunch hour). The article is called Got Guilt? and it talks about the problems of some workers in the dairy industry, how they have no advocacy against their bosses, no unions, they get minimum wage etc. They have to walk through shit, they are exposed to the chemicals the manure produces, etc.
And you know what? I so do not give a fuck about their plight. Why? They are illegal aliens, working under false social security numbers, etc. So do I feel guilty about them when I buy cheese? Hell, no.
Do I think the dairy industry are bad dogs for even knowingly hiring these people? Hell yes.
I just hate the name of that act. It so clearly smacks of Anti-Abortion interference. And no, you people who are against abortions do NOT get to call yourselves Pro-Life. That’s idiocy.
Edit: Thanks Gabe for keeping me on task.
WASHINGTON - The number of Americans living in poverty increased by 1.3 million last year, while the ranks of the uninsured swelled by 1.4 million, the Census Bureau reported Thursday.
It was the third straight annual increase for both categories. While not unexpected, it was a double dose of bad economic news during a tight re-election campaign for President Bush.
This man I work with saw the picture of my poodle.
He recounted for me:
Yeah, my mom had one of those. But then my mom died. The dog was 11 years old. For various reasons, my mom did not get buried until 5 days later. During that time, the dog did not move except to occasionally go outside. It would not eat or drink. So, we made the decision to put the dog down and put it in the casket with my mom.
*cries* So sad.
Boy, these Bush people just do not stop do they?
Now, they have started using the Olympics in one of their ads, and the Olympic Committee is calling for a cease and desist.
Lying, thieving rats.
Increase the volume of your ejaculate!
SUCH prettiness.
To that I say… Not when I’m swallowing, thanks!
I remember it well.
It was second grade.
The teacher had these incredible luscious pink erasers in her desk drawer. We had icky dirty hand-me-downs that were all grey and nasty and who KNOWS if boy hands had touched them the year before or maybe someone even put their boogers on them.
So, I took a new one from th
Every fucking entry lately is about how some vets are turning on Kerry, Kerry’s War Record, Kerry was not in Vietnam THAT long, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Why not just wear a sign that says “Fuck the truth, we want Bush!”
Wouldn’t that just be simpler than admitting that the person YOU think should be commander-in-chief did not even bother to show UP? I don’t get it. I really don’t get this mentality.
And oh yeah, turns out, the Swift Boat Liars could be… oh, I don’t know… LYING?
I really did. Most of the week, I have been thinking “Oooh, I want to blog about that” and “Oooh, I want to blog about this” and yet… in the end, the only thing that sticks out is that Halcyon dyed his pubes pink. And not a docile, ooh how soft pink. A screamin’ “I am the pink you seek” kinda pink.
Wouldn’t you love to be that bold? That cocksure? That fearless? That safe in knowing that even if you dye your hair HOT pink, you will still jump out of bed in the morning and throw yourself out in to the day? And maybe even come home and dye your pubes?
I guess in my own way, I do rebellious and wild things. I defy. I DON’T dye my hair. This is not to say that if the occasion called for glow in the dark purple I would hesitate to do it that… but given my job and all that… I just let my hair go grey. It fascinates me. The colors and patterns in my hair could not be gotten from a bottle. My hair shines like liquid silver in the sun.
And yet, each time I visit the salon, they want to brown me and frost me, weave me and blonde me.
So my hair is my fuck you to the “Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the signs” mentality we face each day.
If you get my point, how do you say HA! SO THERE! to life?
U.S. Army soldiers take cover in a fortified position in Najaf, Iraq
I think it is a photo of what it says. But I think the intent is to make people think that something might actually be happening, when, in fact, I think it is just a photo op.
Svetlana Khorkina is one of the loveliest beings on the planet. But she looks hungry.
Andy Gibb
“Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.”
Voltaire
“To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.”
The Kobe Bryant trial.
The news is making it sound like the girl deserved anything she got because she may have been promiscuous. Yeah, well, it is Colorado after all.
Pretty white wives being murdered
God bless Lacey and Lori, but WTF? Are they the only women who have been murdered by their husbands in the last year or so? I fucking doubt it.
Oprah on the Jury
Seriously people? Can you picture the deliberations? I adore Oprah, think she is a miracle on the earth… but seriously.
I think a kiss would have be enough.
Some days, I wake up, straight out of bed, vibrating with anger.
I scares me to feel this much desire to maim things. It’s a good thing I do not see a lot of people on days like this because I would surely say something I regret.
She helped me fix my conundrum…
so here is a pimp to go to Baby Got Blog!
And just for silliness, here is my desktop. I just sit and swoon while listening.
I am trying to make a new layout.
why can’t I get the text-align property to move my date to the right side of the blog entry?
It’s text-align:right, isn’t it?
Zach Braff’s Garden State Blog
You will learn this equation when you go there:
Fuck + Fuck = R
Pretty nifty, eh?
You may be staring at the title of this entry, thinking WTF? Has Rori gone off the deep end?
Well, you know that I live out on the lunatic fringe, but this is serious.
Dale Earnhardt Jr’s car in the Nascar race on September 5th, will have Dave Matthews Band written across the hood and the trunk!
You can even buy renditions of it here!
And this news was found at nancies.org, where you should go if you are even REMOTELY interested in Dave Matthews Band.
Am I the only one who does NOT answer my door when someone knocks?
I figure if I am not expecting anyone, I do not have to answer.
I swear some people act like “You don’t answer your door??? But someone was knocking!”
I guess I missed that part in the rule book.
I finally heard something that completely expresses my point of view.
“If there was a Democrat in the White House, and this was going on, we’d still be doing this. This is a protest. It’s a protest about the abuse of what we feel are American values. And in this case it just so happens that, yes, this is a Republican president, and yes, the proceeds will go to efforts to defeat that Republican president.”
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As previously reported, Bush signed a bill for $25 Billion more $$ for war.
However, the government today states it can do nothing to stop the pharmaceutical company Abbott Laboratories from raising the price on one AIDS drug from $1.71 per tablet to $8.57 per tablet. Oh yeah, this is only for the people who get the drug in the US. Other countries do not get the price increase.
And oh yeah, the research for this drug was funded by YOUR tax dollars.
Fuck. Anyone besides me feel like we are being held hostage by the drug companies?
And yeah, I know, this is a liberal perspective. DUH!
But I think a good mystery can get severely ruined when he has to write things like:
She slithered up and down on his long, powerful pole…
Yeah, because we could not have a villain with a short, pencil dick.
Shit. It’s one of those days. I feel like weeping about everything.
Someone posted a link of a picture of a fat girl fucking a regular size man? I thought it was sad. *cries*
A friend feels like she has no friends. *cries*
Bah.
*cries*
Thank you so much for the music….
I had a lot of good times, thanks to you.
“With this legislation America’s military will know that their country stands behind them as they fight for our freedom and as they spread the peace,” Bush said.
Man, he really wants those military votes.
Can you imagine how many people $25 billion would feed? Or how many diseases could be researched? Or how many alternative energy sources could be tested?
Saw it on eBay.
“A vote for change is a vote for a stronger, safer, healthier America. A vote for Bush is a vote for a divided, unstable, paranoid America. It is our duty to this beautiful land to let our voices be heard. That’s the reason for the tour. That’s why I’m doing it.” - Dave Matthews
One of my dear girliefriends had a BEBE today!
Welcome Claire Elizabeth!
And now go get your vibes on that Yvonne have a speedy delivery as well!
Lawren made an entry about the new words that are being added to the dictionary, such as pleather and mp3.
Me? I like to know the words that are removed, so I can keep using them. One of the favorite gifts I ever received was the book:
“Mrs. Byrne’s Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words: Gathered from Numerous and Diverse Authoritative Sources”
Me and my friend Clyde would look up stuff to call one another. He always called me a smarmy smatchet. I kind of love the word smarm and really think it should be used more.
I dare you to use the word smarm in public this week. You’ll be glad you did.
OH! The most important word I have added to my vocab this week is Bint. It’s very handy. Thank you, Gothie.
My tummy is sick. Nausea. For two days now.
But I hate to take Pepto Bismol because I think anything that makes your poo black has to be bad.
Maybe it is food poisoning from store-bought sushi in the middle of Colorado?
Somebody fix it.
