Anyone know when they are coming back?

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED their skinning instructions. I want to redo mine. I hate the way it works now. *stabs it so many times*

So, I was wondering about reading Piehole’s blog and she mentioned that her boss said “Good Morning, Gorgeous” to her.

It made me think back to my last boss. Man, this guy was such a boob looker. But he did in like a 15 year old kid. VERY BLATANT. And creepy.

A boss before him was an asslooker. And commented to other men that were my peers about my ass, and they thought that I would find it amusing.

Um, no?

Although, he did have a big package, looked like to me. I guess I have a double standard.

Now, if only I could get a visit from a cunnilingus fairy like she did, I would be able to sigh contentedly.

Sgt Hook is wishing for 50k hits by before the end of 2003, so would you be so kind as to pay him a visit?

Not only that, it is a bitchen blog. Did I just say bitchen? I think I did.

Just go. Now. Please?

Does that seem overly dramatic?

Job hunting is a daunting and terrifying task.

I need some positivity.
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Some days it just hurts so good to read the news.

A federal appeals court on Monday upheld a Utah artist’s right to make nude photos of Barbie dolls being menaced by kitchen appliances.

Barbie in a Blender

Now when are we gonna get some nude Harley Davidson Ken?

*image from illegal-art.org*

Howard B. Dean, the front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination who had said little about the role of religion in politics, yesterday told the Boston Globe that he is a committed follower of Jesus Christ and suggested that this would be a winning campaign issue.

Uh oh.

Are we going have an election of who can out-Jesus the other?

Oy.

Go read this. Please.

WITH A WHISPER, NOT A BANG

Be afraid, be very afraid.

12-13-03. Saddam was not the only one taken prisoner. So was the American Public.

This makes me fucking sick.

Can’t blame this on the women drivers.

found and giggled at Today’s Shoes

If dogs could say “WTF?!?!?!?”
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The real Rori.
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I thought I was depressed before.

This is the big kahuha.

I just want to go to sleep and never wake up again.

WASHINGTON - Reversing a Clinton-era policy, the Bush administration opened 300,000 more acres of Alaska’s Tongass National Forest on Tuesday to possible logging or other development.

Yeah, I am a tree-hugging liberal. Deal with it.

They took all the trees, and put em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them
No, no, no
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot

There has been some talk and spectulation on other blogs about how much our government did or could have done to prevent the events of 9/11.

Since I am such an analytical freak, whose brain never shuts off and always takes things to the next level…

I need to do the same here.
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It’s late, but I wanted to watch the Oprah show. It was the one where she goes to South Africa and takes all of the children clothing and books and toys.

I often feel impotent in life. It’s like the more I know, the more scared I am. I love America, and I love what it stands for. I do not necessarily agree that our government always has an altruistic motive for what they do, i.e., war, and I worry about the other countries in the world where people are truly suffering.
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I think the threat level warnings are some kind of Orwellian system designed to keep the citizenry in line.

I read that it is orange again… I read the comments by Tom Ridge:

“We have not raised the threat level in this country for six months,” Ridge said. “But I remind everyone, we have raised it before.”

and all I can think is….. Yeah, so??? What do I do now? Wrap my body in shrink wrap, duct tape my head and watch for shit falling from the sky?

Oh yeah, be sure to get your terror alert button.

YAY! Gilmore Girls is signed for another season!

The little sleeper that could.

I adore this show.

*image copyright neopets.com, used with permission*

Yeah, this is the leader of the free world talking:

Asked whether the exclusion of those countries from bidding on construction contracts violates international law, Bush said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about by international law. I better consult my lawyer.”

Ewww! Victoria’s Secret, Macy’s and Saks Fifth Avenue found to put underwear back for sale when it has been returned and maybe WORN!

*gags*

I love you all my sisters out there, but I do not want to wear your underwear, thank you very much.

This is just something weird I think about sometimes.

Suicide. Is it really selfish?
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Bacchus @Erosblog has comment capability now!

I am just so damn excited, I had to shout it from the mountaintop!

So, I was visiting Oscar, (who by the way does not blog nearly enough to suit me) and reading his post about some dude who opines that bloggers should not blog about themselves. (I am purposely using the word blog a lot in defiance of his rules)

Anyhooo… Oscar posted one of his weird quirks, and I am inspired to do the same. I am, if nothing else, an Aquarian, which makes me a rebel and so I feel compelled now to blog about myself.

When I am working, and I use a PC not a Mac, and the open windows show up in the status bar, I have to have them in an exact certain order. Outlook first, Metapad second, any Mozilla windows next and then IE. I will shut down everything to get them in the correct order.

Now you know.

Oh, and in further defiance of the rules, my dog Paisley is doing fine as well. I have refrained from purchasing her any reindeer ears, but there are still several shopping days till Christmas.

Spoiler
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No Spoiler, I just hope Sandra wins and Jon gets drowned.

Keiko in Iceland in 2002

I truly hope your last years were happy.

Nothing should be in captivity for 20 years.
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Tonight, I recorded Survivor, since it comes on at 7 pm, and I went to run some errands. I came home in time to watch another CBS program, and lo and behold…

an advert for the finale on Sunday night showing the final four.

PISSED ME OFF!

They are normally good at not spoiling the show in the adverts, but this time they did.

I spit on you CBS.

Haven’t actually seen it yet, just saw some of the photos.

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Go to Google.

Type “miserable failure” into the search box.

Click “I’m Feeling Lucky”

BWAH!

*yawn*
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Best Wishes to you and your lovely wife Afton!

(they share the same birthday)

Ugh, it is one of those days where I do not want to get out of bed.

I have that crushed feeling, that feeling of being surrounded by darkness that is suffocating me.

I think this year the holidays will be hard. This is the first one I will be alone since the death of my mom and it is pretty painful.

Meh.

A relative newcomer to the blog scene has emerged and has some of the most engaging stories I’ve read in…well, at least an hour or two.

I am currently ROTFL at Kaya’s excursion into the amazing new world of men’s underwear. Who knew? I had a boyfriend who NEVER wore them. Now, after reading Kaya, I am obsessing over how much groin sweat he actually left in his pants.

o.0 <---sleepless obsession.

Seriously, their stories rule, so check out Kaya, Halcyon and Dlove at brothers styn.

My sister made me a robe, and she decided to make Paisley a “chapeau” as well. Pretty sassy, eh?