My eyes are burning just from reading about one of the scenes from Gigli, already being called a “turkey” even though it just premiered tonight.
Are you ready?
Here is a description of the scene:
“A love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, “It’s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.”
Ewwwwwwwwwww! “Smoldering Affleck” - somehow, I just can’t see it.
I wish I owned this painting.
It is so haunting, yet the girl reminds me of me.
Mark Ryden’s art is fantastic.
This is the kind of news that just makes my day!
“Big River“, the musical has been revived on Broadway and the production is done in voice and in sign language.
If you have never had the experience of Deaf Theater, I give it my strongest recommendation.
I went to the doctor today, just to stock up on some refills in case I move, which I still not know if I am doing, in fact, I do not even know if I will have a job tomorrow morning, so things are kind of nuts…
But…
what gives a doctor the right to think they can allow you to schedule you for a 3:30 appointment and not call you in until 5 pm?
And then, stick their head in and ask if you mind waiting while she gives a patient who came in after you priority because he is having surgery tomorrow?
Luckily, I was feeling bitchy and said “Yeah, I do mind. Just write me the prescriptions and I will be out of your hair".
Bah.
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I have not been blog hopping lately because my life is in fucking turmoil.
So, tonight I do, and I see two different entries, on blogs I normally respect, where they took another blogger’s entry and dissected it, ripping said blogger a new asshole in the process.
It made me sad. Very sad.
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Jen at theverybigblog pointed me to this lovely story, about the love of a boy and his…
I was giggling like a little girl. Check it out.
Wow. Life has sure been hectic, confused and upside down the last few days.
I literally do not know which end is up!
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Till Blogathon!
Well, actually, only 7 more hours!
Come visit me there, I will be trying to make the rounds as well!
One thing I like about blogs is that people post their random surf finds for me.
In that spirit, I pass these along.
Test your typing speed online - I SUCK at typing tests.
25th Annual Mooning of Amtrak - They should make this a charity event, like Blogathon. Get sponsored to moon!
:)
Did you know that dog noses are as unique as fingerprints?
They are.
And now, for our viewing pleasure, someone has put up a gallery of dog noses.
I am in heaven.
This quiz was too silly for me to pass up.
Oooo… Intelligent Angelina is after a piece of
your boo-tay. Sipping martinis as you discuss
the state of Cambodian politics is your ideal
night. You’ll gladly be part of her entourage
as she does her ambassadorial duty, and you’ll
be right by her side as she wins the Nobel
Peace Prize. Then you get to have lots of
highly intelligent, kinky sex.
Which Angelina Loves You?
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Well, today there has been an unexpected change in plans. So much for lofty ideals and fearlessness.
I have been quiet on the Kobe thing because I am speechless that people have already decided that he is not guilty because he is on their favorite basketball team.
However, some idiocy has crept in that I must comment on.
People are making the stupidest comments out there in blog land, e.g., “What an idiot! Have you seen his wife?” as if the adultery would be condoned if his wife was not a beauty.
Or “He did not rape her because he could get anyone he wanted". Shyeah, because rape is about sex.
Assholes.
Cheech and Chong are going to make a new movie!
I spent many a stoned happy evening enjoying their comedy in the past. I am stoked.
I am a week behind on my blogs.
Oh sure, I pop in here and leave some fascinating tidbit for you, my two readers to enjoy.
But there is a HOST of blogs I love reading and I have just not been able to get to it this week.
Tonight that changes. As soon as I am finished watching the Boomtown rerun, I will stay here all night if that is what it takes.
I miss you guys. *cries*
and spending a moment in silence.
I have made the decision to move to another state… Colorado to be exact.
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate Los Angeles? I hesitate to say I hate California because there are some lovely parts of it. Too bad the northern part cannot become a separate state.
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“No matter who says what, you should accept it with a smile and do your own work.” ~ Mother Theresa
I need to keep repeating this to myself today.
The Icelandic Phallogical Museum is for sale.
(be sure to click the images link, if for no other reason than to see the “next” and “back” images.)
I would like to see them do a museum tour.
:)
I have the weirdest things happen sometimes. I swear I am a little bit psychic.
Last night, this guy I used to work with figured prominently in my dreams. (nothing sexual, get your minds out of the gutter!)
This morning I woke up very puzzled about this, as I have not thought of him in months.
Then I remembered… it is his birthday today!
I just thought that was weird.
Oh my. Sometimes I wonder if life will ever NOT be painful.
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If your cookie is set to some other skin, you can see the new one by clicking See Default Skin in the side bar.
Inspiration? Rocky Horror Show, raspberry sherbert and the need for something brighter.
I hate hot weather. I especially hate hot weather when you live somewhere that the news pretty much says “Try not to breathe tomorrow, the air is unhealthful".
And yet more asshats are running out to buy Hummers.
I’d like anyone to give me a good reason that anyone needs to drive a Hummer.
I go to the therapist today and I am in a bad mood. Maybe that is a good thing.
This is definitely a “who fucking cares” kind of day, so I will come back later.
I love that word. Bah.
I am also very found of Gah. Or GAAAAAHHHHH!
Lately, I have not been feeling so well. Bah.
Want to see your site, in 1998? Check out the Fulifier. I was LMAO, it is so right on.
Shred your site. Or a site you hate.
Get a new name. Mine is Contessa of Man-Phylum Love, Rori van der Greely.
Make your own Evil Clown face!
And last but not least, create your OWN Mondrian.
In India, there is a boy with flies emerging from his penis!
It is a rare disease!
Poor kid, his parents did not believe him at first.
Things just got hot around here.
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Traditional Cake Doughnut = 5 points.
If I want, I can save my points and have TWO of them per week.
Oh, life is sweet.
Work - God, I am so frustrated. And because I am always trying to be such a good little girl, I am starting to feel backed into a corner.
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another $35 bucks.
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If that asshat playing President even THINKS about doing anything related to his next run at President (i.e., accepting the nomination, using it as a place to campaign from) at Ground Zero, I will be there to boo.
In fact, I am booing now. It cannot happen.
Sadly, the conjoined Iranian twins did not survive the surgery to separate them.
To me, they were the epitome of courage. They were willing to die for a chance at life, a chance to pursue their dreams. I admire them greatly and send prayers to their family.
In the newest issue of W magazine, Britney admits she had sex with Justin!
First - Ooooooh, that is such a shock.
Second - Dear God, please let me have sex with Justin too.
The end.
Rambling that is.
I am feeling a little high from the medicine they gave me to help me sleep, so like any good child of the 60s I am enjoying the buzz for a while. It sure is hard to type.
Had a big wake-up call today. I have a friend named Sue. We were best friends from 1-7 grade, inseparable. Our family lives were very different. Mine was hell, hers was as normal as normal could be. Oh sure, her family has it share of shit, but at least the daddy was not molesting the little girls.
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Thank you so much for all the laughs through the years!
Finally, Dido is releasing a new album!
Life For Rent is scheduled for release on 29 September!
This news is so new, Amazon.com does not even have the title yet! LOL.
especially on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
But there is no way I can imagine myself doing this!
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Always Write wsa blogging about her pets and it got me to thinking about my “woob-woobs” (aka dogs)
Keesa was AKA Keester. Plumpkin. Mrs MacGregor. Marge. Little Marge. Pookie. LoveDog. (I am sure there were more)
Paisley - Paizelheid and Marjorie and Chickenhawk and PaisleySchnoodle the Black and White Poodle and Itchy and Poochini and SeeMuMu.
Luna is Ickle Oona, Cornish Game Hen, Senorita, Ick.
It just does not get any more sickening than this, does it? LOL.
I truly hope all of you are having a great weekend. Me? I’ve just been working.
Yesterday was a hoot because the neighbors had a garage band for their bash. My heavens, they were bad. They sung Beatles tunes, John Mellencamp songs, but the worst had to be their renditions of Hall and Oates. GAH!
“But your kiss, your kiss is on my lips”
Cowbell: Clang, clang, clang, clang!
I felt like screaming over the fence “Pick a decade and stay there!”
Thank you for the music.
Spoiler Protected
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Are they fucking kidding me?
They can just take my tax money and offer a fucking bounty?
I am so pissed I could scream.
Bush is treating this country like we are a game, a fucking board game.
Hey! *thwacks the person who left the condescending comment*
You left your comment in a post so old I do not have enough juice to even look for it… nonetheless
Yeah, I know her name is Hilda (Hill-Duh), but if you ever watched the show, you would know she goes by Hildi (Hill-Dee).
Do not fuck with me on the subject of Trading Spaces or I shall thwack you senseless.
Oh yeah, the new version of it Trading Spaces: Family start Sunday. *bounce* (no Paige!)
Well, I am back to logging my points on Weight Watchers.com online.
I did this once before and lost 10 pounds so fast it made my head swim.
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Album covers. Remember those?
I still remember this Herb Alpert album cover:
Vixens of Vinyl: The Alluring Ladies of Vintage Album Covers by Benjamin Darling is a collection of 100 album covers from decades past. This one could be your next coffee table book!
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As Bush skips visiting the Congo on his African trip, people start talking.
I would think that a president who was willing to send 200,000 U.S. troops to Iraq because of Hussein’s mass graves might want to check out firsthand the 20 mass graves recently unearthed in Congo, freshly filled with close to 1,000 victims of genocidal massacres. There’s your casus belli right there. That is, if there is any substance to this new Bush doctrine that evil dictators who abuse their own people must be deposed, by force if necessary, even if they pose no imminent threat to the U.S.
As Scott says… Bush Lied. People Died.
Well, it is the first day of the last half of 2003.
I know I am getting older because I say stupid things like “Wow, I cannot believe we’re halfway through the year already”
and yet…
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On my local news here in Los Angeles, there was just the most propagandized (is that a word?) story! I am speechless.
It seems a kid decided to buy some “Safe and Sane” fireworks, take them apart for the powder inside of them, and try to build a bomb.
His idiotic idea did not work and exploded, causing third degree burns on his forehead.
The news reported this as a reason that fireworks are not safe and sane and no one should be allowed to buy them.
I am not a big fun of fireworks, but not everyone who buys them is a fuckwit who tries to make a BOMB with them. Jeeeez.