This meme result is very telling.

LOL
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Well, I got my Playboy today.

And I know you wanted to see, so here, in all their glory are Jenna and Heidi, from Survivor.

In the rest of the pictorial, it is clear that Jenna has a very natural beauty, whereas Heidi, well, it looks like she is trying too hard.

(my scan is not so good. )

I am slowly building back up the skin library since the overhaul.

Today, I added back in the mostly white “Is This Thing On?” Skin.

This story has me really thinking.

In a town in Floria, vandals ripped a life-size statue of the Virgin Mary down and threw it into the bushes. Mary is now in the church lunchroom to get cleaned up.

My first impulse was to giggle listening to the newstory on video when they said:

“The mother of Jesus had been ripped from her pedestal and tossed into the bushes.”

But the people there are insisting it be treated as a Hate Crime.

What do you think?

to ye goode olde therapiste.
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Love this article about how Bush, referred to a “mangler of the English language” still manages to use negatively charged emotional language to control, cause fear, and achieve political success.

It’s quite a paradox.

I cannot believe I have not blogged about this before!

This is my first time watching this compelling show! I am a TAR Virgin, not to be confused with “The Virgins", one of the current teams.

Spoiler Protected
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They don’t want to feel bad about smoking.

I love how they also call their link back for referrals system an “affiliate scheme“.

I’ll say!

I have my copy of Blow Fly, the latest Kay Scarpetta novel by Patricia Cornwell on pre-order from Amazon.com.

I am so excited to know what happens next I can barely stand it.

I just hope Benton is really alive.

@ Christine’s - Women Dig Girl on Girl Action

Apparently, a new study shows that women become sexually aroused by both genders. (I will refrain from commenting on the #1 male fantasy at this time)

Perhaps this beautifully photographed book “Women by Women” will help YOU decide? (small gallery here)

Just taking a walk down memory lane here…
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Having trouble communicating with the younger set these days? Don’tr know if they are talking about sex, drugs or rock and roll?

Then run, don’t walk, to the English to 12 year old AOLer Translator!
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Supreme Court strikes down Texas sodomy law

Right on!

Note to Clergy people protesting this ruling on the grounds it condones homosexuality: Straight people engage in sodomy as well. Just in case you did not know.

Oh for heaven’s sake. I thought Lingerie Bowl was a bad idea when my sister said it was going to be cheerleaders in lingerie.

But model/actresses playing 7-on-7 tackle football in lingerie?

Gag me with a chainsaw.

Update: Just for Oscar, this will air on Pay-per-view during the Super Bowl halftime on February 1, 2004.

I cannot believe how terrible the last moments of this man’s life must have been.

Hit by a car, impaled on the windshield, driven to her home and locked in the garage to die.

I say she is guilty of murder and I cannot even believe there is a question of it.

UPDATE 6-26-03: Guilty
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Rented Catch me if You Can with Leonardo diCaprio and Tom Hanks, because we thought it would funny.

Interesting yes
Toll long? Yes.
Funny? No.

Over all a trade 1-10, 10 being best, I would give it a six.

Christine had this cool thing where you can enter your URL and see what ads Google would run on your site, based on it’s content.

Here at OneGirl’s Life, our ads would be for the Peace Corps, Habitat for Humanity, Donate to Charity and American Cancer Society.

Fascinating.

She had never been to visit him, though his soul had always reached for her.
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NastyBastard made a list of the Top 10 Celebrity Women he finds irresistible. Here’s mine.

Rori’s Ten: (only numbered to keep count, order of preference may vary on any given day)
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I saw my therapist last Tuesday.
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in the saddle again!

Thank you so much to Blog Moxie for helping me get this site really skinnable!

It is so much dreamier than I could have ever imagined. I am so excited I can barely stand it. Joelle and Kathy, you guys ROCK!

*loud applause*

I played around with it a bit and have two working skins… the default red one and Oops, Gum! which is the one my sister Princess loves the best. I did it for her.

Just got finished watching the latest Trading Spaces and I have just one thing to say…

WHERE IS TY?

Carter? Who is Carter?

As a person who knows American Sign Language, but not yet an interpreter, like Shanni, I am always interested in advances made to promote sign.

The Cafe Signes has opened on the Left Bank in Paris. 45 deaf employees and help for hearing people who do understand sign. I LOVE it. Wish I could go.
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I am sorry your mother is not here to tell you.

I haven’t been posting because there is some stuff happening behind the scenes here, thanks to BlogMoxie, but since I think they are asleep, be verrrrrrrrrry quiet and maybe I can catch up a little.
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I am still here, I am just undergoing some tweaking.

be back soon.

Hope you are waltzing with Jessica right now.

Just jump on over to my new photoblog at

www.onegirlslife.com/pix

Christine is the Queen! Mwah, Mwah!

I am so excited by her find of Blogstreet and their RSS Feed Generator I can barely contain myself.

I am now able to get all my favs on Newzcrawler!

*bows to Christine*

I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy!

Why has no one told me of the existence of this
picture?

She is touching him. *bangs head on desk*

You are an outrageously incompetent idiot and a feculent, cantankerously-caterwauling proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Aren’t I vocabulary rich?

Okay, it is the Insult Generator found at Jennifer’s.

He has some good stuff to say.

I especially like his mini-rant about the LAPD buying new handcuffs.

Check him out. (yes, that is an order)

Oh, I am so excited! Two good things in one day.

BOWIE on Tour. *faints*

&

Oprah is bringing back her book club, focusing on classic authors!

Next Wednesday she will announce her pick!

*shivers with an-tic-i-PAYshun*

Well, several months after purchase, I think I am getting the hang of using this.

I added all the blogs that could be added through the M’s tonight and will do the rest tomorrow.

I wonder now how this will work with my blogrolling? Should I make another list for the ones that cannot feed to my newz crawler so I can keep the two separate and know which ones to catch up on? Is anything ever easy? *grins*

p.s. If you have RSS’d me, can you let me know if it looks okay? *flips hair* I want the whole post to be readable, not just the first couple of lines.

Found this on Jennifer’s, so I ran over to The Working Mom so I could share it with MY three readers.

This is the weekend to SMILE!

Take six pictures of things that make you smile, put them in your blog and then trackback to The Working Mom!

(dedicated in some weird way to Gurn)

for those who are interested
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Do not fuck with me.

Do not insinuate I do not care about people.
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I’ve been needing a new boy band!

This one has it all, a disco beat, scantily-clad sexy boys and the video is to die for!

Thanks to Dog-Snot for making my day!

Here is me and my mom, during her pregancy with C-Word.

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It’s so weird to me that I will still do that thing with my hands when I am nervous.

Miss you Mom.

edited 6-12-03: No, I am not naked to those who have asked. Sheesh.

This is the Sexy Saturday Question.

Actually, the full question is “Does size really matter, or is it the technique?”
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If there is one thing I cannot stand, it is cruelty. And this time, I am talking about human to human cruelty.

And not on a big scale, either. Just the little shit.

Specifically, what my sister (hereafter referred to as the C-Word) does.

Laughs when people get hurt.

You know, the kind of person who laughs when someone falls? That’s C-Word.
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Ha!!!!!!! Thank you Jamie for letting me know this!

Jenna and Heidi from Survivor ARE going to be in Playboy!

And my offer made on March 26, still stands:

But, I will start bidding for my issue of Playboy with the Heidi/Jenna girl-on-girl pictorial at $40.

People, people, people.

Prairie dogs as pets? And now, monkeypox has gotten into the human population?

Asshats.

MILLIONS of dogs and cats are euthanized each year because there are too damn many of them. What is wrong with one of them as your pet?

I agree with David Crawford, executive director of Boulder, Colo.-based Rocky Mountain Animal Defense, a nonprofit organization that advocates for animal freedom:

“You’re doing something that is in total disregard for the natural order of things, bringing these animals out of their communities and putting them in artificial environments. It isn’t a surprise to me that nature has this little surprise waiting.”

edit: as this entry is over a year old, comments are being closed.

I really wish blogs had existed when I was a teenager. I would probably be a more well-adjusted adult. *grins*
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Even some who supported the war are now feeling had by Bush/Blair.

This is not a political entry, it is just a statement of fact…it is really very sad that we were all fed a bunch of lies.

Here is the link to the article by Mark Bowden at the Philadelphia Inquirer.
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Not a good day.
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I wish I had front row seats to this concert.

And Justin? How HOT is he?

Yeow.

Not sure how I feel about the fact that Arnold may be the next governor of California.

Okay, that’s not true. He’s a republican, so that is not good. *grins*

Truly, I just worry that he would be elected based on the fact he is so well known.

Can’t you just see it?

TV Commercials running side by side: “Elect Arnold” and “Terminator 3, now on DVD”

I think everyone’s gardeners should have to come the same day of the week so I only have to listen to weedeaters one day a week. I don’t think that is too much to ask.

I don’t think anyone should have to live near an airport. I think the sound of planes landing and taking off every five minutes leads to insanity.

I would rather the people helping me in the grocery store shut up instead of their fake niceness. Asking me if I need help out when I have one bag that weighs 12 ounces. Saying “Thank You, Mrs. XXX” after staring at my check for a few minutes. What makes them think I am a Mrs?

It should be illegal to say to someone “How are you?” unless you mean it.

Critics should not be allowed to give away the surprises in movies.

Everyone should be able to donate fifty cents per paycheck into a big fund to help senior citizens obtain affordable medicine.

Psychiatric help should be less expensive.

Ads for drugs should be outlawed. My latest pet peeve is the one “if you have suffered depression for at least two weeks, you may need Paxil CR".

Women should be able to sue the drugmakers for using us as guinea pigs for hormone replacement therapy. They’ve been making billions of dollars a year off of us, I say we get some back.

CDs should cost no more than $10.

TV Shows like Extreme Makeovers and the Victoria Secret show (whatever that fucking flesh extravaganza is called) should be REQUIRED to call themselves an Informercial.

The Electoral College system should be given a goldfish burial and flushed down the toilet.

Bosses should not be allowed to tell you that you are unprofessional if you question them. Just because they have a business card and a door on their office does not make them God.

Just because the loggers do not hear the trees screaming does not mean that they don’t.

EVERYONE should hold the door for the next person, regardless of gender.

And lastly,

next time you go through a drive-thru, give $5 toward the next person’s order. I guarantee you’ll feel better about life.

Well, if you are a returning soldier that is!

In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.

Offer applies to both men and women.

I’m only asking this because I am tired and vulnerable so don’t be mean?

What is Lo-Mo? Lomo?

Thanks for being gentle to the sleepy girl.

Well, thanks to Jennifer, I went and took a test to determine if I could tell real smiles vs fake smiles.

Oddly enough, I correctly identified 10 out of 10 of the genuine smiles.

I guess my bullshit meter is working overtime today.

Thanks for the fun, Jennifer!

Found this at TooMuchSexy.org, and if there is one thing I cannot resist, it is a good God joke.

It seems that God was tired, and wanted to take a vacation. However, being everywhere at once, it was a little difficult for him to decide on where to go. So, he called the Archangel Gabriel in on the carpet…

God: Gabe, I’ve got a problem, and I was hoping you could help me out.

Gabriel: I’ll try lord.

God: Well, I need a vacation, and I can’t decide where I should go, and I was hoping that you could give me some suggestions.

(Gabriel thinks intently for a few seconds…)

Gabriel: How about Mercury? That’s a nice place.

God: Nope, too hot. It takes all night to get over the sun-burn you got during the day.

(Gabriel thinks a little longer…)

Gabriel: Hmm… Well, how about Mars?

God: Nope, Mars is too much of a party place. All that whooping and hollering, I never get any rest when I go there.

(Gabriel is starting to get a little desperate by this time…)

Gabriel: Well, how about Earth?

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go in, if you dare.
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My story for the week is up on my memes blog.

I was surfing just now, and something made my eyes pop out.

I read it, reread it and checked to see whose blog I am on.

No blog, just TVGuide.com.

Second Chance: America’s Most Talented Senior

Where have I been? This is real show?

I am glad, but I thought I was hallucinating. A show for the older demographic?

*faints*