As of March 30, PEOPLE.com will be available only to PEOPLE
magazine subscribers and AOL members.

Fine, and I think I will boycott your magazine at the stands as well.

Won’t you please tell me one of your favorite blogs? One that you would like me to visit?

Pimp your friends, pimp yourself! It’s all good! I love visiting!

I was visiting SeaDoc and he has an entry about the detention of Jose Padilla. Padilla is accused of being associated with a Al Qaeda and is being detained because he was allegedly going to bomb something, somewhere in the US.

I purposely made it sound vague because that’s about how I picture our government views it. “Well, he was gonna do something, so now we get to lock him up".
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This story is fantastic! (found at Martie’s!)

Oh, what if it is true? Are you real, Andrew Carlssin?

This guy invested $800 in the stock market and made $350 million within two weeks! He claims he is from 2256! He is being held for insider trading. He says he will tell crucial information like how to get Osama Bin Laden and the cure for AIDS in return for being allowed to leave.

I say let him tell us the info! What can it hurt!

Good Saturday Scruples this week!
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Okay, did anyone else’s Mom cut their bangs like this?

And the dress? Dear G-d.

Thanks to Rickie, whose blog should always be pimped.
(she sleeps in the nude, even in the dead of winter)

free enneagram test

I am like a kid with a new toy, I cannot stop playing.

There is a new skin available, if you want to reskin.
(points to the sidebar where it says “Skin the site!”

Here’s the screenshot!

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as always, thanks Friday Five!
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Spoiler protected.
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So, Maxim and Stuff magazines are being sent to our men in the war.

For the women, Good Housekeeping and Marie Claire with a skin care sample.

Firstly, wtf? Men get naked women and the women get skin care?

Secondly, isn’t this some kind of sexual harrassment if women in the service have to deal with nude pictures of women hung in barracks?

For heaven’s sakes. I find this highly fucking irritating.

And NO, I am not anti-naked women. I get Playboy ya know.

Full story here

of life at last I found you!

This stuff is so good it’s gotta be bad.

But it’s comfort food!

I added a new skin to the gallery, it’s the Peace skin, click Skin The Site if you want to check it out. If you have never been here before, it should be the one you are seeing.

peace.

Leaving in extended, since some are not interested in this part of One Girl’s Life
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Can you imagine how many people in the US that could help?

Yeah, I backdated it. So sue me.
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Brendan was on the Oscars. I cannot wait till he wins one!

We all know why we watch the Oscars – for the dresses!

This is my favorite… she looks like she is wrapped in Faerie Dust.

Brendan Fraser, one of the two men left in contention to play The Man of Steel in the new Superman movies, has “parted amicably” with Warner Brothers and will not do the film.

I am SO disappointed. I would have loved to have seen him as Clark Kent.

It would have SO worked for me.

Seriously, if you only check out one new blog this week, make it Vernon’s Blog, Ei Baa Hashne’ - I’ll Tell You About It.

His poetry is haunting and his words and stories make me THINK! They make me get outside myself and view life from a new perspective.

I am truly in awe.

I am so glad I am not the only one who has ever thought of making Barbie’s and other dolls have sex!

I often made my little sister’s Barbies do unspeakable things. Oddly enough, one was usually dominant.

Thanks to Scott for this link!

Oh she may be weary
Young girls they do got weary
Wearing that same old same old blog skin….
Yeah yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a NEW SKIN!

*points over there, see, see, right over there… Skin The Site!*

Let me know what you think.

Oh, the possibilities are limitless.

I love this time of the week.

1. As a waitress, you win $10 million from a lottery ticket you received as a tip. Normally tips are pooled but you kept this one. Do you share the money?
No. I wish I could say yes, but right now, the answer is NO WAY!

2. Your dad’s dying wish is to be buried in his homland. The expense will take most of your inheritance. Do you obey the request?
Yes. Absolutely.

3. You own a supermarket. Genetically altered fruits and vegetables are popular but no one knows for sure if the are safe. Do you sell them?
Hell no.

Thanks, Saturday Scruples!

I just wrote this really long revealing blog about my pysch visit, my dreams, some feelings about myself and a revenge plan I am preparing to put in motion.

But because Mr. Earthlink DSL is apparently having some performance issues, he lost my entry after it was submitted. Mr DSL may need a little blue pill.

Well, I just hope that this slow internet shit is cleared before tomorrow’s work. For someone like me, who multi-tasks at warp speed to be slowed down to Windows 3.1 speed … well, you might as well just sedate me. I prefer Vicodin if you do.

Pffffffffffffffft. And the dreams had sex in them and everything. Gone. All gone.

1. If you had the chance to meet someone you’ve never met, from the past or present, who would it be?

My Native American Great-Grandmother. We have no history, records of that part of the family.

2. If you had to live in a different century, past or future, which would it be?

1800’s. I would love to have been some of the first settlers in the west.

3. If you had to move anywhere else on Earth, where would it be?

Wow. If I pick a place not in America, I am going to say Scotland. It has been calling to me lately. I do want to visit Iceland, but I think I would want to live in Scotland.

4. If you had to be a fictional character, who would it be?

Beauty, from the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A. N. Roquelaure.

5. If you had to live with having someone else’s face as your own for the rest of your life, whose would it be?

Wow. That is a very difficult question. Of course, I would pick someone beautiful, just to know what that would be like. I need to think about this!

Thanks, Friday Five!

Found this at Stupid Evil Bastard. *waves, Hi Les!*

This letter penned by Michael Moore to George Bush pretty much sums up my feelings. Very good Michael!

Gurn wanted to see how long my hair is getting so I have a funny shot of it.

View OneGirl’s hair

The peace sign is at my waist, approximately. Some people say “Oh, after a certain age, you should not have long hair.” I guess I must really bug them. *giggles*

Hope some remembered it is on Wednesday this week!

(Yes, I am going about my life as normal. I cannot sit and watch the war on TV, I just can’t)
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No one is leaving comments.

That’s it.

Next entry will contain nudity.

I cannot believe I am resorting to this.

Sad but true.

A recycling company catering to homeless alcoholics. Lovely.

In lieu of the money for the bottles and cans the homeless return, they gave them coupons to a nearby liquor store.

How philanthropic.

Oh.my.gosh.

Casting for the new Superman is down to two contenders. Brendan Fraser and some newcomer.

(okay, his name is Matthew Bomer, but he can be new in something else, dammit)

Brendan would be awesome in this role. His wide audience appeal has already been demonstrated in George of the Jungle and The Mummy.

*crossing fingers*

The only down-side is they want to cut costs so hiring the newcomer could be the answer. Bastards.

And, speaking of Superman, if you want to make a donation to the Christopher Reeve Paralysis Foundation, you can go here.

Fear fills me tonight.
If being awake stalls dawn,
awake I will be.

I wish on a star
that tomorrow brings no war
Fear fills me tonight.

Please President Bush
There is a different way
Killing is not good.

Strong America
We are much better than this
Don’t resort to war.

Now my goodnight plea
As I lay me down to sleep
PLEASE let there be peace.

See the wonderful Princess Paisley Sparkle.
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Well, after driving around in the pouring rain with the windows down, bundled up in my black leather jacket singing to that SEXY Garth Brooks song, you know the one:

She had a need to feel the thunder
To chase the lightning from the sky
To watch a storm with all its wonder
Written in her lover’s eyes

I came home and watched TV. Woohoo, party at Robin’s house!

Trading Spaces. Not real crazy about either room, but I did enjoy the many shots of Ty Pennington’s lower back. Rawr! And when he said something about putting caulk in the crack, I had to rewind to be sure I heard correctly.

SNL. Had to give up and record some of it for watching tomorrow as I want to play on the computer. But I LOVED the Weekend Update story about how people are now calling French Fries “Freedom Fries". Tina Fey said “and in France, they are calling American cheese ‘idiot cheese’.’ Go Tina!

(note: for an excellent blog rant about “freedom fries, go here!)

The spoof of the Are You Hot show with the cartoon characters was hysterical! Cartoon Lorenzo Lamas saying he dropped a milkshake in his lap while judging Cinderella! And Barney “well hung’ Rubble! I could watch Robert Smigel stuff every day.

I know, my life is so exciting you wonder how I find time to blog. Admit it, that is what you are thinking right now.

Having a new puppy around is really pulling me to the time when my LoveDog Keesa, now in Heaven, was a puppy. Although I picked her out when she was only 9 days old, I did not go to bring her home till 7 weeks later, right at Christmas Time.
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Thanks, Saturday Scruples! I look forward to this each week!
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Words of Coleman Barks, the translator of Rumi, to the US President:

“Just This Once President Bush, before you order air strikes, imagine the first cruise missile as a direct hit on your closest friend. That might be Laura. Then twenty-five other family and friends.There are no survivors.
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Open only if interested in random bits about me.
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Spoiler Protected
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Goodbye, Lynne Thigpen.

Thank you for all that you gave us through your art.

Because I am feeling bitchy, and I really cannot stand J.Lo, I demand you go read Mikey’s latest gossip on her. It’s the one called in the mood for some gossip?

Also, some good gossip about Britney saying “starfucker". I would pay money to see that.

Yes, I said TAMPON. And Art. Together.

My fave? Bondage Blonde.

Maybe we Bloggers should have a TamponArt party?

Jesus playing sports with very white little Catholic kids.
Odd, only American sports.

Doesn’t Jesus play Cricket?

Hey Sports Fans!

I’m just doing some pimping here…

I’d like to turn you on to World Soccer Weekly!

Are you someone who follows soccer AKA football? Then check this site out.

I’ll be pimping them again because I want to.

And I always love an excuse to read up more on what is happening with Posh Spice’s hubby.

Do you LOVE it?

Me too!

The graphics are all from:


Quixotic Pixels!

Let me describe it. A man goes walking into his office and everyone notices him.

“Bob, did you cut your hair?”
“Hey, Bob, did you get some sun?”
“Bob, you look different, what did you do?”

Bob just smiles innocently.

The product? Viagra.

WTF? Does Bob have a boner and he is fondling himself?

Ugh. I hate them.

I just accidentally ripped something.

A one-page advert the February 24, 1976 issue of Variety Magazine.

Here is a partial scan.

I am literally sick to my stomach.
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I watched the Robin Williams’ movie “One Hour Photo” last night.

I highly recommend it, but in case you have not seen it, I will keep my comments below.
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This one made it through the spaminator, but not through Mail Washer… pretty creative!!!!

We don’t know each other yet but I talked to your friend john last week at work. I’m a nutritionist so I’m helping him get in shape. Anyways your name came up while we were daydreaming about sipping Pina Colada’s on a sunny beach in the Bahamas. He said you’re a real friend and good person whose had a lot of trouble losing weight, so I promised him I’d drop you a line and maybe give you some advice on getting trim for the summer. Well I’m a man of my word, so that’s why I’m writing you

Yeah, cuz my good buddy that I work with is telling a complete stranger about my weight problems.

Horses asses.

Thanks Saturday Scruples!
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I swear, dreams should be erasable.

In last night’s dream, I borrowed a Jaguar car from someone, had it stolen, the cops believed the thief…

Segue to me being at this REALLY smart couple’s house, unable to get up their steep stairs for being out of shape and wearing nothing but red tape over my nipples and pink crepe paper around my bottom.

Small wonder I wake up neurotic.

1. What was the last song you heard?

Beautiful, by Christina Aguilera

2. What were the last two movies you saw?
The Man Who Cried and Child of Rage

3. What were the last three things you purchased?
My prescriptions, Taco Bell and Dog Food.

4. What four things do you need to do this weekend?
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.

5. Who are the last five people you talked to?
Pam, Cynthia, Lusan, Wendy and Mary

Thanks, Friday Five

On the local news station, the story about breast implants being linked to a higher risk of depression and suicide was followed by a story about the new Hooters Airline.

As always, spoiler protected.
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I was over at Christine’s, catching up, reading her good stuff, smelling those pink cookies, when I happened upon her post to spammers.

I feel as she does. I don’t need to see nude celebrities, no need for you to delivery Marlboros to me either. While an allnight suck session sounds fascinating, I think I am content to experience that myself. Oh, and credit cards and insurance quotes, here’s my deal. When I need you, I will find you.

But thanks to a little link from Christine, that she got from Matt, I can now protect my email address on this blog! Wahey!

*points right” It’s over there, and the robots and spiders and lions and tigers and bears cannot get it.

It’s found here….Hiveware Email Encoder .

Pretty snazzy! Thanks Christine and Matt!

This is a 3-Stanza Haiku, written especially for YOU, by OneGirl.

Hump Day is over.
It felt like torture all day.
It should be not be so.

Perhaps a real hump,
a lay, a poke, a reaming,
would make it better.

But to my dismay
no nooner on the schedule.
I suffer alone.

The End

I have decided to put all these entries into a new category, so folks who do not want to read them can just move right along.
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Okay, so her name has been changed to Luna. Which is ever so much more femme than Jules.

Then, I saw this Lynda Barry cartoon, and knew that the hell has only begun.

Buy more - see more Lynda Barry here.

Marn is a woman with a mission, to make the man she loves have the #1 through #10 results on a google search for the word Wangitude by his birthday on March 25th. To me, that’s real love.

So, for Marn and your wangitudinal lover, THIS link luvin’ is for you.

Pop Nymphette Aguilera teams up with Versace

It seems dirrty Christina is the new face of Versace! I thought Britney was Donnatella’s pop-singer of choice? It’s so scandalous!

And if that is not enough, Christina is touring with Justin!

It’s just so juicy, I can’t stand it!

by Jude Deveraux

Ah, how I love the going back in time novels.

This one stars Kady Long, going to Legend, Colorado, meeting Cole Jordan, and the twists go from there.

I am so excited, I see a new shrink tomorrow - (eep, later today!)

I have been playing tag with this one woman for a couple of weeks, but since my last call to her to attempt setting up an appointment has gone unanswered for over a week, I am finished with her.
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Telling myself…. step away from the blog! Quit Tweaking!

Paul McCartney said on the making of “A Hard Day’s Night”

“And getting up early. That was one of those things. We had to get up about six o’clock in the morning, you know, sometimes. Which is– oh– I’m sure it’s not good for anyone, that. It’s very bad for your health.”

I wonder what going to BED at 6 am does for you?

Yvonne has shared in her blog that her early sexual experimentation included the use of wet paper towels.

I consider myself someone savvy in the sexual arts, but wet paper towels?

Anyone know how wet paper towels would be used?

edited 3-4-2003, hoping if I add “sex” in the title, someone will answer.

Eternal gratitude for Mikey for getting this out there.

The ACLU is warning of a secretive (how shocking) system where background checks will be conducted on all Americans traveling by air.
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Found the link at Jennifer’s – I was able to get it to 28 questions but it argued with me after.

LOL. Try it, it’s quite smart. 20 Questions Game

You’re driving alone on a highway at night when a desperate looking person tries to flag you down. Do you stop?

Wow. This is hard. I would say no, I would call 911.

You’re summoned for jury duty in what promises to be a tedious trial. Do you pretend to have views which will disqualify you?

No.

You smoke. Your teenager wants to smoke because you do. Do you quit?

Hopefully, I would have quit long before the child was a teen.

Thanks, Saturday Scruples!

I might have to buy this on eBay.

Oh, how I adored him.

I actually got to see him in person TWICE.
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Well, after much fighting and screaming, my sister went ahead and got a puppy.

Here she is…. her name is Jules. She weighs about 2 pounds.

Born December 18, 2002.